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Things are scary.

Maybe you need a soft and gently purring Fancy making big big mashy paws in the air to help you out!

Reblog this to spread the love!

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I wanna RP. Let's Do It:

Let’s cut to the chase. I wanna RP. You wanna RP. Let’s do it. Don’t be shy. Send in one or more of the following symbols to my ask:

☮ - If you’d like a starter. ☼ - If you’d like our characters to be friends. ✿ - If you want to try a romantic relationship with my character. ❅ - If you’d like our characters to be enemies or rivals. ♥ - If you just want to RP, and see where it goes.

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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>> for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. :P <<

"That comes with the territory. I'm an intelligence officer, you're a scout." He's shooting the mech a side optic. "It would seem that I am on your processors, as well."

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Send 🍫 to give my muse some candy. Bonus points if you describe what kind of candy it is.

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general unwell starters

"You just passed out."

"Are you okay? I'm worried about you."

"You're really shaking."

"Why are you so cold?"

"Why are you so hot?"

"You're not breathing right."

"Is your chest okay? You keep grabbing it."

"Wait, are you crying?"

"I can't hold your weight by myself -"

"You just went white as a sheet."

"You haven't eaten, have you?"

"You're too light."

"Something's wrong."

"You need help."

"Let me help you?"

"Okay, your heart beat is really weak."

"We need to take you to the hospital."

"I think this bone might be broken."

"There's a lot of blood."

"I think your nose is bleeding."

"Oh, that's not meant to bend like that."

"I heard a crack."

"Hold onto me. Don't close your eyes."

"I'm begging you to stay awake!"

"Your eyes aren't meant to look like that."

"You need to sit down."

"We're going to get you out of here."

"Nice, slow breaths, okay?"

"You're going to get better."

"I need to get you help. I need to help you."

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still not over how much I love this

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He's chuckling now, and offers a good hearted clap to Mirages shoulder. "Perhaps, but that would only amuse for so long. I will try to have them learn as they play, that'll ease their transition from home to sparkling centers, then to academies."

He's going to offer 2 cubes of Caf-En for him and one for Noah. "Take the second cube to Noah, page me on coms when you and the little ones are on the way."

This isn't his first rodeo with little ones, he's dusting off the playpen and tidying up his habsuite. He's also giving them a catalog for new toys he'll be happy to order from, just for the little ones. "Their younguns... I wouldn't DREAM of that. Now, I have this catalog, as most of what I have is prewar..." He's not showing his age, not all all, no sir.

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This isn't his first rodeo with little ones, he's dusting off the playpen and tidying up his habsuite. He's also giving them a catalog for new toys he'll be happy to order from, just for the little ones. "Their younguns... I wouldn't DREAM of that. Now, I have this catalog, as most of what I have is prewar..." He's not showing his age, not all all, no sir.

A datapad is left on Mirages doorstep. An invitation... For sparkling sitting, to be used at any time. Datapad is signed "B"

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"You can watch the kids Cade, just please...please...please don't give them inappropriate toys."

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Nope nope nope nope

He's gone, evaporated. Non-existant. Poof. He's not dealing with this, not now, not ever.

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Gdi Izzy

Nope, the only thing she is guilty of is a lack of self control which you thought she had. It is not her fault that she drank an entire case and a half of Red Bull and Monster in one go.

Deal with the consequences of your actions Barricade.

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&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  to  send  to  your  worst  enemy  (affectionate).  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜

❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜

❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜

❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜

❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜

❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜

❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜

❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜

❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜

❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜

❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ just stay out of my way. ❜

❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜

❛ what is it you want this time? ❜

❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜

❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜

❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜

❛ can we please just talk? ❜

❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜

❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜

❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜

❛ oh, so now you care? ❜

❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜

❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜

❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜

❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜

❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜

❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜

❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜

❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜

❛ we're not good for each other. ❜

❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜

❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜

❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜

❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜

❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜

❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜

❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜

❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜

❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜

❛ is that a challenge? ❜

❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜

❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜

❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜

❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜

❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

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What is the one thing you always wanted to say to my muse? And my muse cannot say or do anything other than posting an icon of their reaction.

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take my hand. let's impregnate him together