connoisseur of problematic ships and characters :3 they/them, est. 1992 current hyperfixations: deadpool & wolverine
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After rewatching the previous Deadpool movies recently, I have come to the conclusion that the main story thread that ties all the movies together is Wade’s discovery that he really is a bottom.
So while we saw him in the first movie not really enjoying pegging at all, in the second one he won’t shut up about it. Him saying he’s not a natural bottom just ties it all together perfectly; he wasn’t when we first started this journey with him, but he’s gone through a lot of changes that lead to him being a proud, unabashed size-queen.
Anyway thanks for listening I don’t accept criticism ✌️
#jax rants#feel like this is way more appropriate for this blog lol#cant believe one of my most popular posts is about my analysis of wade being a bottom#but ok
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It's the first week after leaving the Void behind. Logan's just trying to become a better man and get used to this new life.
But that also means confronting his feelings towards Wade.
Because what happened in the Odyssey must NOT stay in the Odyssey. Part 2 of my Poolverine Series~
#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool#wolverine#fanfic#jax writes#once again mind the tags#also this one is relationship building heavy#and a bit of a character introspective#but there will be smut too c:
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I wanted a new profile picture so I threw this sketch together :3c
Selfie time ❤️💛
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Kitty Kitty Bang Bang - Pages 1-3/4-6 (Coming soon)
The origins of Wolverkitty <3
I just felt like Logan really was in lack of a kitty cat, and Mary Puppins needs a sibling after all :]
#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wolverine#deadpool#wolverkitty#thats what his tag will be bc i have a few things in mind for that “au”#the scraggly stray old man adopting a scraggly stray old cat#and they both get a new home :D#also dp and w are in an established relationship atp#im gonna have to do a character sheet and stuffs eventually
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Can you imagine looking at them beautiful brown eyes filled with love and admiration and not breaking??
#deadclaws#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#boy I wish I was Logan rn#I live vicariously through him#lmao#srsly I could rly use a hug like that hahaha
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My own take on the Honda Odyssey fight 😎
#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#fanfic#mind the archive tags#cause it’s very 🥵#and 🩸
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Some doodles of flirty Logan - because I think we can all agree that he absolutely flirted back at Wade 👀
Also love the idea of Wade always dishing it out but not being able to take it because he’s so not used to it being reciprocated when it comes to men~
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Lil’ sketch to release some of that obsessive pressure so I can work on my other projects for a bit ❤️
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadclaws#i have so many more things in my brain for them#ill slowly get em out one by one#whenever they become to much for me to contain#but now i really have to continue working on my storyboard and character designs for my final project!!#but im also working on a nice illustration for the odyssey scene :)))#bc it continues to live rent free in my head#I’ve started to write on a fanfic too babey bc im not busy as fuck already lmao#anyway i too would like to bury my face in there <3
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gonna officially open them here too now cuz its summer break and i have time
IM DOING SKETCH COMMISSIONS!
30€ per character, (€ is a little bit more than $ usually if ur wondering, paypal takes care of the conversion no worries)
i do payment over paypal or if that doesnt work for u, kofi! :] these are open indefinetly for now
my kofi link:
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hellooo do u like kitties as in pussies mew meow💞
Why of course mysterious stranger whose identity i am absolutely not privy to 👻
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Inspired by a convo with a friend :))
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#i know he’s bi but that doesn’t sound as funny yk??#its very stupid#the brainrot is real
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Chapter 2 is out C:
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As the last time was so much fun, here are some more question.
Which punishment was the most deserved for the reason they were tested?
What did you dislike the most about Jigsaw (Saw 8)? Biggest pet peeve? (Mine is how clean it looked, also where the hell did his nephew come from!)
What is your opinion on the eye vacuum from Saw X? I found it interesting to see how John comes up with traps but I really disliked that they wouldn’t show in which direction the thumb is being bent. There is a fifth strand of wire, so the thumb must be bent. 😤
Which of Amanda’s outfits is your favorite? (I wanna steal her outfit from Saw X)
Ivan 100%. Dude keep sexually assaulting and torturing women and gets to go free because of his lawyer?? Hell naw. Away with him!
…everything? Haha but nah. What the fuck was that laser trap at the end?? Are we doing science fiction now? That did not fit in at all and was sooo unrealistic.
Logan also had 0 charisma and was so fucking boring and a lot of the plot made NO sense. How did John even know that one lady killed her child and not her husband? They acted like he was omnipotent or some shit. At least for past movies it sometimes made sense that he got police or hospital records on some people. This was absolutely nonsensical. But you’re right too where the hell did the nephew suddenly come from?? And them trying to say that was his first big game - no. Makes no sense. Indeed why would his first trap house be so fucking clean even? Where would the rumor of the blender trap come from if the game had never been discovered? The entire script is terrible. It honestly feels like the writers wrote a fanfiction of their own self insert character and no one thought to actually check if anything made sense at all. Like it’s not much of a twist that John was dead the entire time we know!! So stupid.
I LOVED the eye vacuum, was kinda sad that it wasn’t real haha but it was cool to see into his head like that too! For the thumb I’d guess it’d just go backwards too cause you can only stretch it so far back 🤔
Gotta be her Saw III outfit; I do enjoy me some combat boots and cargo pants! I do love her top from the first movie too tho hehe
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Rant on about why the adding of hoffi was a bit iffy, very curious 👀👀
Ok so first of all the way they set it all up, it would mean the only other victims before Mark showed up were Cyrus and Amanda (and her key companion), so Jigsaw wasn’t that well established as a serial killer at that point- if at all. Plus going from a chair that fell apart and the RBT to the pendulum seems like a huge leap to come up with without any other elaborate traps made by Jigsaw himself.
I just find the decision to have him help with the razorwire-trap and flammable-trap guys odd, it would make much more sense for John to have either done those himself or have had other victims before them and as such be a more well known serial killer that they expected to continue his "work" so in turn it would make sense for Mark to disguise his own murder as one of his, you feel me?? Besides there need to be at least 3 killings for someone to be called a serial killer (sometimes it says 2 but 3 is generally accepted and makes more sense imo), it would just be way too early for all that I feel, even if you count the guy from Amanda's test as a third and herself as an attempted murder victim.
Also did he even cut the jigsaw piece out of Cyrus then? I feel like he hadn't started doing that yet but we don't know for sure. So you could make an argument of connection between him and Amanda if the other guy also had a piece cut out of him, even though he wasn't the one being tested on. If that connection wasn't there however Cyrus could easily be waved off as being a gang related incident, like maybe he owed the wrong person money or whatever, so that again means no serial killer designation...
(And then john dares to call the pendulum trap inferior like wat nvm that it is one of the coolest traps in the franchise fuck off?! who cares about a tempered blade even as if anyone was gonna reuse it?? bro you're literally surrounded by tetanus shut up)
So what I’m saying is it would make a lot more sense had there been more victims with a bit more elaborate traps before he did this; I’d have rather them throwing in a few more ‘new’ old victims instead so it would be less forced and anyway I'm really hung up on the serial killer/murder investigation process part lmao
(but hey maybe I missed something, who knows, there's too many thoughts jumbled up in my brain so I can easily mix things up and overlook something haha)
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LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
#the termination fees are the worst!!#when i chose the monthly plan for my portfolio website i didnt realize it was a year long subscription#absolute bs#if i pay monthly id think i could cancel anytime#fuckheads#still need that portfolio for job searching though…:(
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When did your love/interest for saw first start?
In which movie was the portrayal of Mark Hoffman your favorite?
Which apprentice of jigsaw is/was your least favorite?
Who do you think deserved the least to die?
(I saw your post about wanting to rant about saw, so don’t mind if I drop some questions here (๑>◡<๑))
Omgggg oh i absolutely don’t mind!! Ok here I go
Hummm well it must’ve been around the time Saw II came out. I was definitely too young for it but I had started watching horror movies at like 9 years old (with parental supervision at first) and I’m guessing I was like 13, 14 then? But I immediately loved it and I remember being so excited whenever a new movie was announced - until the sequel fatigue started to set in - but then Saw VI came out and refueled my love <3 (and then I fell in deep after rewatching everything)
Funnily enough I hated Hoffman on my first watch but I‘m almost certain that it was him getting out of the RBT in Saw VI that made me fall in love with him so it’s definitely that one. Although him going ham on the police precinct in 7 did make me feel a certain way 👀 but that was the only good thing in that movie aside from the Nazi trap lol
…well I personally refuse to acknowledge Logan as canon so he probably fits the bill but tbh I don’t really care for Lawrence either 🤷 I’m generally not a fan of retroactively squeezing in apprentices without prior planning for it, like even the way they added Hoffman in is a bit iffy because imo a lot doesn’t make any sense plot wise … I could go on about that but it’s getting really off topic so I shall refrain haha
Aw man there’s a few but I think Joyce from 7 didn’t deserve it AT ALL. Like seriously, she was just the wife of Bobby, she didn’t know anything about his lies and then she gets one of the worst deaths imaginable too!! If anything they should’ve made it so Joyce just had to watch Bobby die instead. (On that note I have to say the burning itself looked realistic and good, Eli Roth should’ve taken that as reference before creating his own shitty oven scene for Thanksgiving smh)
Thank you for the questions!! And don’t be afraid to keep em coming hehehe
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Against all odds, Rigg passes his test. And while he now has to rework all of his carefully laid out plans, Detective Mark Hoffman finds himself with the opportunity for an apprentice of his own...
#coffinshipping#hoffstrahm#mark hoffman#peter strahm#sawposting#daniel rigg#I haven't written fanfic in almost 15 years#so im super nervous#but i hope i did ok#no beta btw#but if someone would like to beta for me hit me up <3#i can pay in drawings uwu#take heed of the tags tho#and please 18+ only#my fanfic
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