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I really wanted to draw something but went in with no plan so it's just a tiny scribbly idia

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i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

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gps but for a way out of this

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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Idia from a old AU

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I have a request for you, please :) Tia and Jack hanging out! Because a hardworking good boi deserves an awesome friend like Tia x3

he means well.

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We require more angry as fuck Anya

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the warning signs

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Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow

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Random child: *touches Malleus' horns* "SO COOL I WANT HORNS TOO"

Sebek: "HOW DARE YOU-- YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIFE--"

Malleus: "It's alright, Sebek..." *breathe in, breathe out* "I forgive--" *LIGHTING STARTS EXPLODING AROUND THEM* "I'm fine, I am a mature person... Actually, I'll make you pay for this! 🤗" *EVERYBODY STARTS PANICKING AND TELLING HIM TO CALM DOWN*

Meanwhile, Malleus with prefect who gropes him everyday:

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Welcome to the express

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when swearing on your friends’ souls went wrong

(inspired from @/panniberry in twt!)

other works: dumb and dumber (ace | deuce)

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Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ . The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x ) _____________________________________ Patreon Commissions