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“I don’t want you to be a fan of my life […] the cool life i’m living because of what my career affords me, that is bad and corrosive. All I want to do is try to make you laugh, try to make you think, and that’s very important to me”

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I'm sorry, but I have to say something controversial: I don't think abs are hot. Whenever I see someone with abs, all I want to do is give them some water and a sandwich. Like. Achieving abs requires fasting and dehydration to such an extent that it almost kills you.

Please. Put down the laxative tea. Stop this. For me.

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Suzannah Lipscomb, the author of The Voices of Nîmes, explains why primary sources from women are so important. 

Gifs created by Mara Sandroff for Oxford University Press

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Make sure you're checking in with your Etsy witches today. A lot of them are dealing with an influx of requests for death spells aimed at Trump. Offer them some tea or a listening ear, if you can. They'll need all the energy they can get to bring the downfall of the American government.

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Make sure you're checking in with your Etsy witches today. A lot of them are dealing with an influx of requests for death spells aimed at Trump. Offer them some tea or a listening ear, if you can. They'll need all the energy they can get to bring the downfall of the American government.

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rowena asking dean if the witches got to 5th base with him and him being confused about what 5th base is means that he's either never done anal or that 5th base implies even freakier supernatural sex that we haven't thought of yet

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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

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unusual warlock pacts <3

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hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

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i think armand would do really well on stan twitter

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Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dream