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Reblog if your blog is a safe space for LGBTQIIA+

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peter nureyev putting on the same cologne for every disguise: a thief thinks of everything and Never misses a detail

juno steel, bloodhound: that dude forty miles away smells exactly like nureyev

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reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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SIX HUNDRED MEN (SIX HUNDRED MEN)

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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how can i. make it. okay. (I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAAAAAPP-) how can i. make it. okay. (I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAAAAPPP-) how can i. make it. okay. nothing else is as important as that to me. (how can i. make it. okay?)

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I think I'm gonna start using he/him for the moon on purpose now.

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The bothered lady in question, in my lap

Having a cat is a lot like having a baby because you'll be like "why won't you stop screaming love what's wrong" and your mom or something will go "she's bothered because we changed the furniture in your room" and you're like "naaaah"

But then you spend a couple hours laying in ber with the cat, talking to her when she's meowing, and huh she really was bothered

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Having a cat is a lot like having a baby because you'll be like "why won't you stop screaming love what's wrong" and your mom or something will go "she's bothered because we changed the furniture in your room" and you're like "naaaah"

But then you spend a couple hours laying in ber with the cat, talking to her when she's meowing, and huh she really was bothered

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You're never too old to be young and stupid

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I forgot my sword

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

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Chronic pain is really funny because you'll try to walk in a Straight Line and your legs will go "nope" and take a Hard Left and then you hit your face on the wall

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Absolutely

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The blood soaking the field is good for traction

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time