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terrible pokemon evolution methods ideas

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on the status condition it has when it levels up

- a Pokemon that only evolve if you have more than 1M pokedollars

- a Pokemon that evolves after getting frustrated that you keep faking playing fetch with it in Pokemon camp

- a Pokemon that only evolve if it hates every Pokemon in your party

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on the clothes your character is wearing at the moment

- a Pokemon that only evolve if there's a Pokemon who has a type advantage to it in your party

- a Pokemon that evolves if you catch it in a premiere ball

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on the number of badges you have

- a Pokemon that only evolve if one of your other Pokemon has the same nature + a move as it has

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on if you gave it a "cute" nickname or a "scary" nickname

- a Pokemon that only evolve if you keep it in your box long enough and then put it in your party (atleast 1 week)

- a Pokemon that only evolve when there's atleast two fainted Pokemon in your party

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on where you caught it/ where you were when you hatched it's egg

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I am once again asking the audio fiction gods for recommendations as I need to fill the Midnight Burger size hole that has appeared in my life.

All time faves are Wolf 359 (and all things Gabriel Urbina), Midnight Burger, Ars Paradoxica, Greater Boston, Victoriocity, The Pasithea Powder, Unwell, Tides, Camlann

I'm currently slowly catching up with Amelia Project but I need a new obsession

Whilst I like horror, I've struggled to get into the top faves at the moment so I think I'm looking more for sci-fi or weird speculative fiction.

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I made dis

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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

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Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

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Paolini please I'm begging for Urgal Rider and their dragon

Roaring at each other n

Violently bonking heads

The Urgal is too large to properly fly with their dragon for the first few years so they fight on the ground.

Imagine seeing an urgal charging at you, and you think "oh, it's ok, I can take them. Wait a minute, why does their battle cry sound like it's coming from above me as well? HOLY SHIT!!"

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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

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Roran blocking Clovis’s surprise attack on instinct, turning around and walking towards him slowly as Clovis backs away, Roran shaking his head, never keeping his eyes off Clovis while simultaneously threatening and convincing him to keep their deal is so powerful, using his will, his charisma, his intelligence and his strength, all in the span of a few sentences. The entire Narda chapter is filled with excellent moments from Roran, as are all his chapters. He’s fighting all the odds, and winning. I also love how Eragon asks Umaroth “have you helped Roran too” and Umaroth is basically like “nah, he hasn’t needed any help”. It indicates that Umaroth and the eldunarya have kept an eye on him but have come to the conclusion that this absolutely insane hammer man is doing just fine. It would be a perfect get out of jail free card for Paolini if Umaroth had helped Roran, because some people criticised Rorans chapters because he just does the most insanely badass thing possible and gets away with it, but instead of listening to those critiques and adding in a very easy explanation, Paolini doubles down and goes “no, Roran is just awesome and you have to deal with that”. This is what makes these books so well written, the authors dedication to its characters.

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Shells | Part 5 (shelliot stardew fic)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

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Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]