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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

https://gofund.me/2f20a398

Ddonate Via Paypal 👇

https://www.paypal.com/donate

^ !!

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yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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i actually don't think it's unreasonable to have lines between "kinks that are weird and gross to YOU but are perfectly harmless and you should mind your own business" and "kinks that are weird and gross but in a way that's actually tangibly harmful and you should probably have a problem with" like yes there will always be weird puritanical people who think that a fart fetish is the exact same level of "degeneracy" (which is a weird you should never use btw) as actual pedophilia, but like i don't think the solution to people being prudish about sex should be the opposite extreme of having 0 standards. it's kinda lazy in my opinion.

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"a real abusive person would never admit to likign XYZ gross thing they're gonna pretend to be against it and trick people into trusting them!!"

is a really dangerous thing to say imo. ik its scary to think that anyone actually CAN be abusive but thats why its more important to talk about the signs of an abusive relationship and not just trying to identify the caricature of what an abuser looks like or whatever

a lot of ppl use being uwu and wholesome as a shield but a lot of ppl are pretty open about liking edgy stuff and they just use it's just fiction/a joke/it's not serious/etc instead... regardless i think its kind of naive to pretend that all abusers are like.... plotting every move anyways? bc like how many of us had abusive family who really did think what they did was "love"? lot of bad ppl have like No self awareness at all and don't even realize they're literally bar for bar doing classic abuse tactics.

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See, right from the very start of this special, I'm already conflicted.

By the '80s TV promos for it I've seen, I was expecting a mediocre, aimless Rudolph sequel…

…but… this is, like, the coolest dude ever?

Seriously, this version of father time rules. The affable demeanor? The clock henchmen? The scythe?!

The set design is absolutely spectacular, even before you consider the scale it was built at. Just look at it.

His throne has occasional cuckoos.

Occasional. Throne. Cuckoos.

Do I need to go on? I don't know what to expect anymore.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby