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back and more anonymous 2:

please don’t make fun of these dumb sculptures

Sent from my iPad 2

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Where is boobs@bard? Where has she gone?

She's around, but has been missing her submissions! HELP HER OUT! submitsubmitsubmit

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O bardcocks, why have you forsaken me?!

I'm oh so sorry, I have been a bit busy. To make it up to you... here are a bunch of back logged posts!

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Bard BoneOrBust

I DIDN'T INVENT IT, BUT...

I'm a proponent of this new anonymous venture... 

BARD BoneOrBUST 

"Want to go home with that hottie you've been eyeing all semester but were too shy to ask? Seniors, do you want to realize that L & T crush? Then read the following instructions:

1. Email bardboneorbust@gmail .com with your crush's bard email address (look it up on inside.bard.edu) with YOUR bard email address 2. If your crush is similarly enamored,you will be notified from bbob. This is completely anonymous.  Good Luck and Have fun!"

--BBoB facebook  

MAKE THE LAST DAYS OF THE SEMESTER COUNT LAYDEEZ AND GENTS!!

p.s. don't forget us over the summer. more news soon to come. 

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I was wondering if there is any interest in Alumni Cock... I graduated a few years ago, but know that this is a cause I could definitely contribute to...

YES YES YES PLEASE CONTRIBUTE!!!

BCOC/B@B

...if you are visiting for Commencement/Alumni weekend, feel free to get creative in your old campus haunts 

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Best with pb.

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I visit a girl at Bard, she told me about Bardcock, I was wondering if visiting cocks can submit.

ABSOLUTELY!! Just make sure you are @ a recognizable campus locale

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duh...

I think it is pretty obvious at this point...

the LADIES of BOOBS@BARD WON THE SPRING FLING COMPETITION!!!!!

KEEPSUBMITTING because nothing beats the final blues like DICKS AND TITTIES!!

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SPRING FLING 2010

BOOBS@BARD and BARDCOCKSONCAMPUS

once again present

GIRLS VS. BOYS CONTEST!!!! (spring fling edition)

rules (still):

1. be a bard student with a) boobs b) dick

or

2. boobs/dick on recognizable campus locations

START SUBMITTING!! WHICHEVER SITE GETS MORE SUBMISSIONS BY SUNDAY @ 12 am WINS.

++ bonus points for incorporating spring fling into your submissions++

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Remember me?

BardCocksOnCampus has been going through a bit of a dryspell...

we <3 dicks

we need dicks

we

miss

dicks

PLEASE SUBMIT!!!

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SPRING BREAK 2010

Its more common to see boobs on spring break, but bardmen, we can change this!

PLZ SUBMIT pictures of your dick on break:

at home with your mom

next to the Eiffel Tower

on the empty Bard campus

send 'em our way via SUBMIT or EMAIL

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BCOC YOU DID IT! You beat the ladies 5 to 2. I'm sorry for ever underestimating your ability to whip it out when challenged.

BRAVO.