barbig1rl

[barbig1rl]

(magically cures Franco's tumors and kisses his forehead) I love you <3

- ❤️‍🩹💉

Wh..

Franco touched his head before his eye sparkled and a big, toothy grin formed on his face.

[barbig1rl]

"We certainly do got business..." Whatcha mean by that?

You know what I mean, you damn whore.

[barbig1rl]

YOUVE GOT A TUMOR?????????????

WE DON'T SPEAK OF IT.

[barbig1rl]

Franco, could I give you a back rub? Melt some of that tension away? You don't have to do nothin', just relax and I'll treat you right.💚

A.. what.

Franco looked at you, puzzled,

Just... don't fuck my suit up.

[barbig1rl]

Franco if I give you a extra shiny bag of teeth, can I procure some drugs?

Hm.

I don't even gotta think about my answer. Deal!

[barbig1rl]

send me drugs anon hiiii!!! ^_^ //

i will give you a whole bowl of teeth for those damn packs. PLEASEEE please i couldn’t sneak the drugs back to the sleep room please please ple

- 🔪

You got yer'self a deal!

[barbig1rl]

*gives franco a teddy bear*

His eyes lit up and he squeezed the teddy into a hug so tight it burst

... oh.

[barbig1rl]

Please just know that if I could take Lupara from you, I would in fact throw it down the nearest well. I will never forgive Easterman for letting you have a weapon with range —Ruby

A frown rested on Franco's face and he crossed his arms,

You wouldn't fuckin' dare.

[barbig1rl]

gives you a lil kiss on your stupid lil forehead then scurries off like a rat

come back you goddamn pantry rat.

[barbig1rl]

Your head is so big because it's full of Italy

Specifically... Italy? Why jus' Italy, why stop there?

[barbig1rl]

Nice of gooseberry to invite us over for a picnic, eh franco?

Yeah. Buns 'nd milk, that's all I need from her picnic

[barbig1rl]

[Shorty wearing platform shoes to make him taller]

WHOSE A SHORTY NOW HUH?!

[Also climbs on top of a barrel for extra height]

AY. THAT'S GODDAMN CHEATIN'!

[barbig1rl]

Happy Halloween! Would you like weed brownies, coke Pixie Sticks, or fentanyl Skittles?

All of the above.

..and some milk if y' got it.

[barbig1rl]

Yea I seen apples before. Your head looks just like one!

THAT AIN'T VERY FUCKIN' NICE.

[barbig1rl]

I'M DONE WITH THE JUG

AHHHHH EJDBEBEIDHRBEBEBEH

I'll give y' as many drugs as y' need for it.

//OH MY GODD IM EATING THAT HOLY SHIT//

[barbig1rl]

you are only three apples tall :3

Now, I think you might not be able t' count there: have y' ever seen a goddamn apple?!

[barbig1rl]

Is this yours iconic outlast old man yaoi?