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Are you in the minecraft movie

The fuck is a minecraft movie.

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THE FOG IS COMING

Can it stop raining on my goddamn parade.

//I was gonna make a joke about the fog "coming" but it's almost 8am and I got nothing.//

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Franco in a maid outfit when

No fucking way.

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a little bird told me that you and coyle got a little somethin somethin going on, barbi

Is it true you like that old cop?

I hope he falls into a pit of water so that battery he's oh-so obsessed with can get a little - shocking - clean.

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franco are you and coyle homosexuals

//Gay people be warned//

NO! I'm not... One of those!

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Dare u to kiss the cop. If u dont then ur a pussy. I dont make the rules

I DONT WANT TO...

...BUT I WON'T GO DOWN AS A PUSSY.

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Diiiiid Phyllis accept ur date...??

//in char for the response, but the person behind the ask blog presents gooseberry as a lesbian - which is honestly really, really awesome!//

No. Well, I got nothin' back - guess I ain't ever gonna find any bitch to settle with.

Not that I'm complainin'. More of them to fuck with, without being held back.

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THEY WHAT.

I saw you and franco making out .........

Funny fuckin' way of asking fer' that snitch chair, boy.

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(To the person behind the Franco account)

Thank you so much for making the Outlast Trials community a little brighter. It brings me so much joy reading all of your quips and watching the stories unfold. I enjoy reading your unhinged responses, laughing at how perfectly in character they are.

Again, thank you so much. It's been amazing seeing your posts, and they always brighten my day. 💚🫶🏻

I hope you feel the love that this community holds for you, too. 😊

// OH NY GOD STOP I MIGHT CRY😭 (might not be crying a lil bit whilst typing this 😓),

This is so sweet, thank you so so much OP☹️ I'M SO SO SO HAPPY THEY MAKE YOUR DAY! ALL THE ASKS I GET MAKE ME LAUGH OR SMILE WHEN I READ THEM - sometimes in public it makes me look insane, but that's alright.

This might be the sweetest ask I've gotten oh my god😭😭 tysm again!!! //

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YEAH ASK THE PRETTY LADY OUT. Let us know if she says yes :D

I DID IT.

If I get rejected all o' y' are seeing the end of my Lupara.

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🛌💤💭... Zzzzz... Zzzz........

YOU. 🫵

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ASK MOTHER GOOSEBERRRY OUT!!! Do it do it do it do it

Ask her out!? Are y' crazy?

... you ain't kiddin'. Ask momma out...

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You don't look old at all! You don't look a day over 20!

No you've all said it now! I look old!

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hi shortstack. fun fact, i'm gonna throw a brick at you

Didn't y'er mommy tell you to not throw bricks at people?

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Franco tapped his foot, his shoe clicking on the rotted flooring before he took his free hand and waved it in front of Gabriella's face - his disfigured head tilted to the side with his eyes narrowing a smidge,

"Hello, docks to whore?

Cat got y'er tongue?"

He snorted, finding obvious amusement in his own comments: he enjoys to entertain himself, and feed his own fun needs. Franco's hand fell to his side, moving to hold his hip in a sassy - almost impatient - manner as he waited. The most patient he'd been in awhile.

5'1 in height, shivering and afraid as she pushed the code into the numberpad, the box opening, picking the drugs up. The ginger haired young woman wasn't fond of being a reagent with too many physical disadvantages compared to her peers, but she still tried her best to fit in somehow, to show she can do things alone despite being anxious throughout this trial. As she's carrying a drug packet out of one of the boxes, she froze up upon seeing the new guy again in the distance, but something felt.. weirdly familiar. Her memory finally clicking back in place as she's slowly recognised few features of the mobsters face. Turning away quickly as her eyes shot open widely, realising she's met him before for 2 days when they were just children. But before she could continue her thought she heard a gun clicking right behind her, being abruptly turned around with a firm grip on her shoulder

"PLEASE DON'T SHOOT" Gabriella cried out, dropping the packet as she raised her arms up, too afraid to even look directly into his eyes, having her head lowered to stare at the ground, shaking and shaken by witnessing what has become of him over the years which has her in slight shock.

-Reagent! Gabriella Garland

(Oughfhh sorry if this is cringe I wrote so much stuff about her and all😭)

" Y'er gonna damage the product if you drop it like that! "

Franco snapped, more concerned about what was his rather than the elephant in the room.

Looking up from the package of drugs, he poked the woman in the head with his sawed-off, double-barrelled shotgun - Lupara - a frown playing on his lips, teeth poking out between his cracked lips,

" ...'s rude to not look at someone when they're speakin'? "

Like he knew what was rude and not... Barbi gave one last childish jab before lowering the gun, eyes narrowing as he leaned closer to the woman - his frown deepening.

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Me when scarfiotti and perry😩

That's so fucked up that people are romantizing Franco, because even Red Barrels are showing him as a total creep and disgusting person. In Outlast Tag I have a feeling that some artists are making him completly different character, making him charming/safe/lovely. I even have seen some people who were drawing him with normal face (without big forehead) and you couldn't tell them that it's the right character design! I feel like Franco enjoyers are more agressive than fans of other Outlast character. Even with Coyle/Eddie simps they seem to understand that they are evil and they murder others, but with Franco I feel like they can take it when someone tell them that he's grown up, murder people in very brutal way and his voice lines are just disgusting... it really seems that people are getting agressive only because someone tell some shit about 🎀✨️Franco🎀✨️. I know his fans isn't the only one that have stick in their ass (cause I seen a lot of shit bout Coyle/Big Grunts/Easterman etc.) but yall need to understand that FRANCO IS A GROWN ASS MAN and you would run for your life if you'd meet someone in irl as 1% fucked up as he is. Saying that he's just a Baby and he made nothing wrong is just 🤮 and problem is in yall if you justificate him and things he made.

good morning yapper

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I assure you, I am quite the medical professional, to an extent that is. The only diagnosis I can offer is that your blood—oh, it's not well. I imagine you haven’t been minding your humors properly, have you? I wouldn't mind helping; It rids the body of its sickness anyhow. Of course, all doctors should lend a hand.

-🩸

Well, blood-works - or whatever the fuck it is...

How the hell can y' help?