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that one scene on the bridge in detective pikachu felt a lot like this gif

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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getting your hair cut at any super cuts/great clips/whatever

woman with scissors: I can tell by the quality of your hair you're a real piece of shit idiot. you really seem like some kind of degenerate subhuman. im not going to give you the haircut you want because you will look like a fuck freak dunce and im the professional here

me with my arms bound by the shitty plastic cape appreciating how apocalyptically ugly I look in it: haha okay

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friend

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the tumblr experience is getting a message that starts with this and then just closing your laptop for a moment to beg a god who has long since abandoned us for death

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This video, hands down, was not filmed on this plain of reality

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name something purer than this. i’ll wait

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I’m screaming

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This was what I got as a gift when I visited my family over the weekend.

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im convinced that the stranger things kid and the lead singer of chvrches are the same person

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“would you fight a child if they were in the KKK”

me: 

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kylie jenner: “2016 will be.. the year of like…realising stuff..”

me then:

me now:

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Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!

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My favorite thing in the world is that all advertisements for gyros are from 1991 and are starting to turn blue due to direct sunlight. 

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LMAOOO

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