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born to be a sitcom roommate duo forced to be tumblr mutuals
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its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money
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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!
So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud
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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it
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"End capitalism before it ends all life"
Tardigrade scratched into a train window in New York City
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pq todo mundo é igual hj em dia??? abri o tik tok e todas as pessoas q apareceram na minha fyp era praticamente a mesma pessoa pqp
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quero alguém que saco, cadê a mulher ou o homem dos meus sonhos
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preciso da liberdade criativa para escrever coisas sem sentido nos meus trabalhos de escola.
eu nao quero falar sobre a segunda guerra mundial eu quero te explicar toda a lore de gravity falls
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declarando meu odio por posts de instagram e livros de poesia q são basicamente frases sobre coração partido só q em versos VSFFFF
#brasil#poesia#reclamacao super importante#talvez eu seja meio amargurada#esqueci que o tumblr existia
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me disseram que eu pareço vocalista de banda de rock logo vou ser feliz pelo resto do ano 💕💕💕
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preciso que normalizem ser completamente devota a amizade, vou escutar vc falando por horas e mesmo assim não to afim de dar a bct gente acontece
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vou bater no meu professor estranho do krl viado da porra que fica encostando em mim que odio
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