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Watch out bro... next thing you know I’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you
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i got a round face w/ chubby cheeks bc i have loved stored in them
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i WILL vote for whoever the nominee is but if y’all make me put a check mark next to joe biden’s name i will throw up on the ballot box
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Atypical - 3x07 - “It sucks you’re avoiding me. I put myself out there, and I was honest with you, and for that I get the silent treatment? Even if you don’t feel the same you could at least be there for me as a friend.”
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filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny
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People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick
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what if i wore an amulet of mara around you....haha just kidding..............unless
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day 1 - sera, dragon age: inquisition
happy pride month!
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i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.
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if i ever stop thinking about women or pastries i’ll die
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