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Lakan basically

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I hope the apothecary diaries anime runs long enough for us to get to see Basen’s duck

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Mao mao: I don’t believe in senseless violence.

Mao mao: I do however, believe in sensible and rational violence, in which the person in question definitely deserves it.

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La clan sibling interaction

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RIP Maomao, her (adoptive) dad shows up and her coworkers in the Jade Pavilion are like "he??? Is so normal?? Chill? Not a deranged gremlin?? Has common sense?? HOW DID YOU END UP LIKE THIS MAOMAO?"

The Jade Pavilion when they find out that she's part of the La clan, probably: everything is clear now

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"Maomao isn't aware of the fact that Jinshi is into her"

Guys... the girl has trauma. She's hyperaware of male attention, no matter if it's negative or positive. To the point where she purposefully makes herself unattractive by their standards to avoid any attention. She grew up surrounded by poverty, crime, and desperation. She grew up watching women resort to having to become a SW to feed them self. And she watched men act in a brutal and disgusting way towards women. She will very likely rebuff Jinshis advances for a long time. Because in her mind, men often only see women as objects for two things. What im trying to say is she is aware. She's hyperaware of male attention due to her upbringing in a pleasure district.

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Lakan: Ah yes, a bonding sketchy moment between father and daughter, wonder what moves my beautiful daughter is going to play here

maomao: let's get this bitch drunk

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one of the most appealing things about the apothecary diaries to me is the way jinshi goes absolute nuts every time maomao drops out her usual stone-faced and composed attitude. like what do you mean the girl smiled at you for two seconds and now you are banging your head against a wall

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very soon i am going to see on screen of lakan trying to tell people about the games of go that he and fengxian played. all the little details and commentary and gushing. delightful. cannot wait

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I had to do smth quick just to prove i still can draw 🥲 (had an hour and was under a lot of pressure)

I call this “Gaoshun doesn’t get paid enough”

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Bruce: *slowly putting down fork, staring at Jason from across the dinner table* you WHAT Jason: *still eating, unconcerned* what, like it fuckin’ matters? Ain’t no one in th’ damn thing; that’s for sure Bruce: that doesn’t mean you can re-engrave your HEADSTONE to say “here does NOT lie Jason todd, death on hold”!! Jason: *taking another aggressive bite of salad* I don’t see why the fuck not

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big fan of dick hallucinating jason after he died, and tim hallucinating damian after he died. big big fan of it, actually

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Discowing, arms crossed: someone will die-

Jaybin, hanging on Dick’s shoulders: -of fun!

_Years later_

Jason, arms crossed: someone will die-

Dick, hanging on Jason’s shoulders: -of fun.

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after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’

issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.

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stick it in a pot, cook it up, schlorp it up