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[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

He is niceeee

;🌌

Oh?

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Ahhhhh hiii. So. Thoughts on Casey?

;🌌

Love him! He's so nice and it's fun to teach him things!

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Why?

- Mourning dove

People are so weird about asexuality... Trying to "fix" me..

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Do you not have hope?

- Mourning dove

Haha... Not really?

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

That’s good. You deserve someone lovely. I’m sure you’ll find someone soon.

- Mourning dove

Haha... I hope so...

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

No, it does. They sounded like crappy partners. I'm sorry.

- Mourning dove

It's okay... I'm taking my time now... So,...

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Oh. Well, can I-- wait, you wouldn't know him. Your, uh, future self does. Never mind.

- Mourning dove

Oh. Yeah, I know. But... It's more like I just want to pleasure my partners, they were trying to get me to like it. Not accepting that I "get off" by my partner feeling good... If that makes sense...

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Mnnnngh. Do you have relationship experience? Has it worked out well for you? If it's okay to ask.

- Mourning dove

Very little if I'm honest... My partners just could get past that I'm asexual...

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Oh, wow, that is a whole list. And is someone is... not meeting all six?

- Mourning dove

I don't think they're not ready for a relationship, but I think they should be completely honest with their partner about how they're feeling.

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Do you think... what would you qualify as parameters for knowing one is ready for a relationship?

- Mourning dove

You have the right intentions. You're not wanting to get back at someone or use them.

You understand who you are.

You know what you're looking for.

You can separate past trauma from new people. So don't bring up what a past partner did when you're having a disagreement.

You can manage your triggers.

You accept the horrors of dating.

It's not easy, it's really difficult to be open with someone and it's okay if it takes a while.

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

I suppose...

- Mourning dove

Hit me with it!

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

What?

- Mourning dove

Dr. Feelings. Are you wanting to talk about your feelings?

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Perfect, you are actually the one I was hoping to talk to. Do you have a minute?

- Mourning dove

Is it Dr Feelings time?

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

HEY LIL LEO I TOTALLY DID NOT PUT GLITTER IN YOUR VENTS!!!!/J

WHAT THE FUCK

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

Hello again, young turtles.

- Mourning dove

Hi! How are you!?

[banned-from-the-prison-dimension]

HEY LIL RAPH!!!!!!!!! YOUR FUTURE SELF IS MY DAD NOW!!!!!!!! HOW YOU FEEL BOUT DAT???????

.......... uh... What?