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its something like this yknow

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me flirting with a wildlife biologist who has never slept with a tgirl before

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Yeah, im a PETA supporter. People for the epic troll of awesomeness

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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Happy Thanksgiving, to those who celebrate!

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are you mad at me: deconstructive, assumes the other person’s feelings, accusatory more than inquisitive

do you want me to kill myself: broaches a problem and solution in one, prioritizes action over feelings, proactive in seeking a resolution

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Ohhh my goddd. Yeah, yeah. Comedy and poetry and horror and pornography are all the same thing, I get it. A punchline is a couplet is a jumpscare is a cumshot. What, is this your first day on earth? Uuuggghhh. I thought you came over so we could finger each other and play GameCube, man. I mean, it's cool that you're figuring stuff out, but like. Uuuggghhh. Y'know?

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preview of things i send my partner while they’re at work 🥰 full vid on my fans

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You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

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Today my boyfriend accidentally broke the ear off of his dog statue, which he’s had for twelve years, and discovered another smaller dog inside… I have so many questions.

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profoundly sexually reactionary people will say things like "your kinks are freakish I dont understand why you're into that" or "the things you jerk off to make me sad" and im like. how to tell someone you don't understand the most basic elements of like psychosexual development in 20 words or less.

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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

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