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Sokeefitz

In all honesty….i am conflicted. 

On ONE hand…this would be a very easy way to solve that stupid love triangle. Like why fight over who kisses who when you can all just kiss each other?

On the OTHER hand..

I don't want to watch ANYONE kiss, it’s gross, and sokeefitz would probably come with a lot of PDA. No thanks. 

Final rating is 5/10 

50% good 50% bad 

(also, I haven't been answering stuff for the past year because I was too busy being a traitor  with the neverseen. Don't worry, I'm totally trustworthy now)

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how do you feel about being shipped with fitz? also are you straight?

https://bangs-boy-rates-ships.tumblr.com/post/640617615668248576/titz-ok-first-off-what-the-heck-is-that-ship

I already rated me and Fitz (it should be in the link above) 

Also, I’m not going to be bringing sexuality into the ship ratings just so it dosent get confusing. (So, like, if someone sends me sofitz or something I wont say “I think Sophie is gay/straight/bi/whatever, I’m just going to rate the ship) 

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no its NOT 

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 
UGH.
I HATE YOU ALL.
HE IS MY LITERAL WORST ENEMY.
WHENEVER I SEE HIM I GET THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO PUNCH SOMETHING. 
PREFEREBLY HIS FACE.
ARGHHGHHHH. 
I will TRY to rate this without bias (as hard as it would be).
I do NOT think we would be a good couple because I HATE HIM and he HATES ME. With his STUPID hair, and his ugly face, and his dumb jokes, and his arrogent personalty and his icy blue eyes, and the way he just cares so much about his friends, and his beautiful smile……..wait what was I doing again? Oh right. I was saying why I hate him. Which I do. 
A LOT. 
In case you didn’t notice. The upsides of us being a couple (since I HAVE to mention for this rating to be fair) is that we are sort of similar I guess. 
Like, we both have sucky families, and we both love our hair, and we both like pranks, and we both are insecure messes. 
Not many similarities. 
Oh and we both have trauma from joining the Neverseen and overwhelming guilt for causing our friends harm due to our bad, impulsive decisions. 
But nothing else. In conclusion, we would be a BAD couple and I HATE him. 
I rate “Kam” -1000000/10 
@shadymcsilverbangs @catboyruy (Someone had also sent me an anon asking for Kam but i forgot to include it in the gif)

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 
UGH.
I HATE YOU ALL.
HE IS MY LITERAL WORST ENEMY.
WHENEVER I SEE HIM I GET THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO PUNCH SOMETHING. 
PREFEREBLY HIS FACE.
ARGHHGHHHH. 
I will TRY to rate this without bias (as hard as it would be).
I do NOT think we would be a good couple because I HATE HIM and he HATES ME. With his STUPID hair, and his ugly face, and his dumb jokes, and his arrogent personalty and his icy blue eyes, and the way he just cares so much about his friends, and his beautiful smile……..wait what was I doing again? Oh right. I was saying why I hate him. Which I do. 
A LOT. 
In case you didn’t notice. The upsides of us being a couple (since I HAVE to mention for this rating to be fair) is that we are sort of similar I guess. 
Like, we both have sucky families, and we both love our hair, and we both like pranks, and we both are insecure messes. 
Not many similarities. 
Oh and we both have trauma from joining the Neverseen and overwhelming guilt for causing our friends harm due to our bad, impulsive decisions. 
But nothing else. In conclusion, we would be a BAD couple and I HATE him. 
I rate “Kam” -1000000/10 
@shadymcsilverbangs @catboyruy (Someone had also sent me an anon asking for Kam but i forgot to include it in the gif)

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Let me start this off by saying that Linh does not deserve anyone because she is the best person ever. NONE OF YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER SO DON’T EVEN TRY. 

Now that we got that out of the way, let's continue. 

Okay so Marella and Linh. Fire and water. Big whoop. You guys aren't shipping ME with Wylie just because I'm shadow and he’s light?! Relationships are more than powers.

Though I do understand how they have an opposites attract sort of thing, since Linh is more shy and stuff and Marella is more outspoken.  

Still, they haven't really interacted much so I’m not sure what I can say about them. 

I would rate them 4/10 because while I admit the idea seems cool, there isn't much for me to go off of.

@imaramennoodle

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Marella x Marella

Well, I think this ship would be great actually. 

Marella would always understand what Marella wants. There will be no communication issues in this relationship. 

Marella would always be able to be with Marella. There will be nobody getting in the way of this couple. 

Dates would always be cheaper. Saves money, saves trouble. Why waste time booking two tickets for a film when you can just buy one! Or instead of paying for two meals at a restaurant, you only pay for one. There would never be any fights over sharing food, because Marella and Marella share the same stomach.  

Finally, they have so much in common! Marella is a pyrokinetic and so is Marella. They could practice together. Or like, Marella likes braiding her hair, and Marella also likes braiding her hair!  They could braid together. They would buy elastics and pins and share them. They have the same hobbies, favorite foods, interests, it's a match made in heaven. 

All in all, I would rate this relationship a 12/10. 

@an-absolute-travesty

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Titz.

Ok, first off…

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SHIP NAME!?! 

NO! 

I REFUSE. 

This ship just lost 50 points for the god-awful name. tiTz. Blargh. 

To the actual rating.. (I will rate this objectively even though I hate everything and everyone, including Fitz. I am way too emo for relationships.)

I don’t really see why we would be together. Like sure, he has cool eyes, and a nice smile I GUESS. But, like, there are so many problems right off the bat. 

First of all you are making the bold decision to assume that Fitz would like me. We have barely interacted and have almost nothing in common. 

And I’m way below his level. 

Fitz has a super powerful ability, is apart of an influential family, is smart and gets good grades, is pretty good looking even for an elf, and is all around pretty perfect. (forgetting the occasional temper now and then)

I’m a weird insecure twin who got sent to Exillium, before betraying my friends and joining the Neverseen. 

What a perfect match we would make. With his good looks and my gleaming reputation we would sure be the power couple to end all power couples. (That was sarcasm in case you didn't pick it up.) 

Final rating would be 2/10 because of our many diffrences and the awful ship name.  

(Also, i forgot to mention, i would also NOT date him because then Alden would be my father in law, and i already have a crappy dad, i dont need another) 

@an-absolute-travesty

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Okay, Sophiana.

First of all they have an awesome enemies to best friends to lovers thing going for them. (And who doesn't like that trope?) (Well, I don’t. I’m too emo for that. But you get the idea.)

They get along pretty well, and they just seem to have a power couple sort of vibe.

A downfall is that it could be awkward for them to date because Sophie dated Fitz for a while, so now her girlfriends brother is her ex.

Another downside is that if Sophie were to date Biana that would make Alden her father in law. (The thought of it is making me barf)

BUT the upside to that is that Della would be her mother in law. (The thought of THAT is almost making me smile. Almost.)

Biana would also have to deal with the load of bullshit that comes with dating Sophie-the-great-and-powerful-chosen-one-with-a-billion-abilities-and-even-more-enemies.

All in all, I think they would be nice together, but the downsides kinda outweigh the upsides (especially the Alden one). My rating is 5/10, I think they would be better off as friends.

@an-absolute-travesty (since you were the one who requested this ship) 

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So. 

Keefex.

Dex and Keefe.

Keefe and Dex. 

Deefe. 

Kex. 

Dexeefe. 

Whatever you want to call it. 

Okay, so I was ready to hate on this ship, but now that I actually start to think about it, they could actually be really cute together. Like, relationships are gross in general but they might actually not be AS gross. I guess. 

Also, dating Dex could be great for Keefe, because he gains a great family. (That sounded weird, but it’s true.) 

No more lord Cassius, now he gets to spend time with the Dizznees. 

My one main complaint is that Dex is an absolute cinnamon roll. 

He is sweet, smart, talented, and amazing. He does not deserve the flaming dumpster fire that is Keefe Sencen. In fact, I don’t think ANYONE deserves Dex.

So I guess my final verdict is 8/10 (-2 points because Keefe’s in it)

@an-absolute-travesty (since you requested this ship) 

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@imaramennoodle @an-absolute-travesty