banditchika
banditchika
at least she's marrying a doctoe
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banditchika · 49 minutes ago
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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banditchika · 7 hours ago
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the humble apostrophe
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banditchika · 13 hours ago
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Outstanding boyfriends
English added by me :)
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banditchika · 1 day ago
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banditchika · 1 day ago
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This is making me cry
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banditchika · 2 days ago
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banditchika · 2 days ago
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Making a Chinese lacquerware bracelet
song: 兰亭序 - 周杰伦
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banditchika · 2 days ago
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Interactions in an arts family
song: 女儿情 - 吴静
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banditchika · 2 days ago
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I haven’t slept in three days.
I’ve been working around the clock to back up over a petabyte of research data and records and articles from the National Library of Medicine before it gets attacked by that elongated dipstick and his gestapo squad. Trying to get copies of every federal research program’s data before it gets destroyed in the crossfire. I hope to God that it won’t, but I have no confidence that it will be safe. Lots of copies keep stuff safe.
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banditchika · 3 days ago
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song: 有点甜 (A Little Bit Sweet) - 汪苏泷 (Silence Wang)
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banditchika · 3 days ago
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"The problem is people don't read classics anymore"
No I think the problem is people don't read WIDELY. The ONLY ya and/or fantasy romance crowd is just as insufferable as the ONLY classics crowd or the ONLY litfic crowd or the ONLY nonfiction crowd and vice versa.
You gotta get some variety in there my guys
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banditchika · 3 days ago
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OP: As the the most popular and accessible milk tea (naicha奶茶) franchise chain stores in china, MIXUE Ice Cream&Tea's business wars go like this, sending their mascot, the Snow King, to other large brands of milk tea stores (CHAGEE, GOOD ME, ChaPanda, Luckin Coffee etc), blocking the doorways, provoking and fighting with other mascots, pranking on their stuff...
Cnetizens: Dirty, cute and useful
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banditchika · 4 days ago
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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by dredging the sea floor for sunken detritus
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banditchika · 4 days ago
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hecate who i am unhealthily obsessed with
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banditchika · 4 days ago
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banditchika · 5 days ago
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OP: In diplomatic and business situations, when we interpreters translate the chinese meaning to non-chinese-speaking guests, we are most terrified of hearing the chinese side say “There is an old Chinese saying ……”
Cnetizens comment: Yes endless funny shit
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banditchika · 5 days ago
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whoa look who just appeared in my hades 2 playthrough... crazy
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