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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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I'd disagree with it being anti-capitalist
Sure Hades is the "bad guy" and is in charge of the factories, but his intentions aren't to gain more power or anything. Above all he wants his wife to be happy, however time and the cruelity of an immortal life have taken away a lot of his own joy in life, so he isn't sure how to make Persephone happy
Hadestown is the anticapitalist folk jazz musical I needed in my life and tbh it better:
Make it to broadway
Sweep the Tonys for whatever broadway season it opens in
Become at least as popular as Dear Evan Hansen (preferably more like…Hamilton-level)
If you don’t know what I’m talking about please just…go take a listen, it’s sung through and there’s a full cast recording (live! high-quality! official!) free on youtube. I, personally, am in Love.
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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YouTube have been airing transphobic ads.
YouTube being sketchy and allowing transphobic ads to be put on their site is … this is a no from me.
I hate Onision for his past transphobia as well as other things, but if you want and idea of what I’m talking about, his video is the only one I can find of the particular add. [link]
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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What do angels actually look like per the bible?
Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…
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According to Daniel 10 something like this…
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According to Isaiah 6…
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In Ezekiel 10… 
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Again in Ezekiel 10…
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Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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Momma I just got told to fuck a dirty lasagna why do all of the sjws on here have the dumbest insults
Why do they have dirty lasagna is my question.
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.
Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???” 
And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”
And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there. 
And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”
Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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FINALLY finished this it took me fucking FOREVER so enjoy i almost died
i point a gun at everyone
my back hurts and i feel like garbage pls appreciate something i did 
tw blinking/flashing/this kind of stuff uhh snakes too
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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What's really the message here? That white women shouldn't be allowed in the march because some of them voted for Trump?
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It’s been one year since this iconic photo was taken. NEVER FORGET
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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Try DaVinci Resolve. It's a pretty basic video editor but it's got everything you need for basic editing and it's free.
Guys, I might start a YouTube channel soon
I’m pretty broke at the moment, and I really like ranting about things, not gonna lie.
The premise of my channel would probably be examining some of the more *interesting* things that come out of Tumblr Hell, social/political opinion videos, and possibly a bit of shitposting.
However, I know pretty much nothing about video editing. I’ve been looking at some tutorial stuff, but do any of you guys have some tips? If anyone knows a good program (preferably free) that is good for doing voiceovers with images, that would be perfect.
Most importantly, how many of y'all would watch my videos?
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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Daily reminder that supporting gender equality doesn’t mean you support feminism. 
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What did John Tron do? Idk cause I haven’t been on his channel for a long time.
It’s kind of a long story. After the 2016 election, he started complaining about people being angry that Trump won telling them how much they’d be mad if Trump supporters had done the same when he lost, neatly sidestepping all the inflammatory abusive stuff Trump stood for and supported.
In January of this year, he started posting a string of ludicrous, angry tweets about the Women’s March and did a livestream with Sargon Of Akkad (a notorious antifeminist known for not doing his research and trying to get ‘social justice courses’ suspended from universities) and Dr Layman (some moron who sounds like Stewie Griffin), in which he made claims like that women aren’t oppressed and shouldn’t be allowed abortions, accused people opposed to Trump of being ‘cultists’ and ‘Bolsheviks��, compared Democrats to Hitler, claimed some slaves were paid, and more.
In March, he defended Republican Congressman Steve King for making  nonsense tweets about how immigrants having children dilute the gene pool by saying immigrant families ‘have contempt for American culture’, which prompted a streamer called Destiny to debate- and promptly trounce- him. Among his more stupid claims in that stream were that statistical data is meaningless because Clinton lost, Irish Americans and German Americans weren’t victims of prejudice in the early 20th century (they were), rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites, and of course, racism is over and oppression doesn’t exist.
This led to him getting kicked from NormalBoots (the video production company he was part of) and losing his cameo in Yooka-Laylee, and it took him another 5 months to make a video (his Cool As Ice review, which IMO was pretty dreadful, especially compared to Nostalgia Critic’s very good review of that movie).
So yeah, in 2017 he’s basically turned into a far-right nutter who gets paid for doing absolutely nothing for large stretches of the year. There’s a lot more stupid things he’s said and done (like defending Alex Jones, ranting about Bill Nye’s Netflix show because of course he did) but there really aren’t enough hours in the day.
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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please just read the whole thing
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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what kind of fuckin name is bing crosby anyway who does this guy think he is
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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no one can make me moan quite like a vanilla coke
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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Wait... How old are you? I had in my mind you were like 22 at the oldest
You guys wanna see a picture of my son? I don’t think I’ve mentioned having a son before.
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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this is the mood for 2018
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bandeminers · 7 years ago
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I don’t care how “glowin” you think your melanin is.
I don’t care how pure you think your blood is.
I don’t care where you can from.
I don’t care how wronged you think you are.
If you’re racist to anybody, I’m talking anybody, then you’re a pile of shit. I don’t care if you’re a pile of white shit, black shit, brown shit, whatever. If you’re racist against whites, blacks, hispanics, Asians, and every other damn race in this planet, you’re a shit pile, and you need to sit in a shit corner and assess your shit thoughts until you can get your shit self together.
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