this fucking thing could be the next sexyman.
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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
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accuracy of horror movie titles
Scream: 10/10
they sure did
Get Out: 10/10
he sure did
A Quiet Place: 10/10
it sure is
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Maximum petting speed in the Pet Cat souvenir in WarioWare: Twisted.
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could you imagine if cum had pulp
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still one of the hardest images ever made
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