bamboonick

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mwah love you.☺️

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @bamboonick is a good person and deserves many good things.

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AYYYEEEEE.

delilahsturniolo and @bamboonick? a match made in heaven

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au recs?

loser!matt x fuckgirl!reader ─ @naomissecret

rapper!chris x model!reader ─ @777freshlove

stoner!matt x doll!reader ─ @777freshlove

photographer!matt x onlyfans!reader ─ @sturnentries

robot!chris x nerd!reader ─ @phone4pills

perv!chris x bambi!reader ─ @darksturnz

street racer!matt x cops daughter!reader ─ @spookysturnz

sheriff!matt x plus size!reader ─ @strnilolover

loser!virgin!matt x sex line worker!reader ─ @readsick

pornstar!matt x camgirl!reader ─ @mattsstarlet

hacker!matt x popular!reader ─ @malsmind

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idc how overplayed this song is, it'll forever be my shitttt.

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i'm not sure how to feel about this.

hello bamboonick

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sounds about right.

if posts were cats, I would have 379 cats, which actually sounds about right.

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yes, i agree. @chrisbambi

Incredible, but true: @chrisbambi deserves to have a good day today.

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LMFAAOOOO? @httpssturns

*gazes off into the distance* @httpssturns? I haven’t heard that name in years.

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should i... be afraid?

According to all known laws of #✧ ˚ · boxer!chris & bartender!reader ⸝⸝, there is no way a #｡ ⋆୨୧˚ boxer!chris & bartender!reader prompts ⸝⸝ should be able to #sturniolo tour.

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I’m on approximately hour 32 ish of being awake I think I’m gonna drop dead soon

GO TO SLEEP????

i say at 4:25 in the morning..

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my back hurts so bad rn it's not even funny.

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twisting my writing into your own version is insane. if you'd actually read it, you'd know they were sucking a strap, not getting pegged. pegging's not even my cup of tea, so i definitely wouldn't write it. maybe keep your opinions to yourself next time, anon? i think that'd be a better look, yeah?

also, i find it weird that you (which i'm 99% positive it was) came into my inbox twice about it, and when you realized i didn't care, you decided to post it on a gossip page? that's what's truly odd here. honestly, i shouldn't even have to clear this up because there are way worse things out there.

and just a reminder—nobody forced you to read it. you did that on your own. so if you don't mind, please keep my name out of your mouth.

Bamboonick made a fic where matt and chris are getting pegged ☠️☠️ Its so odd. Those two men are strangers to u buddy imagine how they'd feel if they saw that. And i know they said they dont care about stuff like this but it just BAFFLES me what some people are capable of writing

i don’t necessarily think that’s odd

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Us ☺️

yesss.☺️☺️☺️ we're the cutest.

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what's a fun fact about boxer!chris (and bartender!reader if you wanna add her in there too)

he's a very talented painter, though he rarely shows his work to anyone—not even bartender!reader.

bartender!reader has a huge sweet tooth and hides candy in the most random places so chris won't take it from her.

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what're some pictures and/or text messages that give off boxer!chris and bartender!reader vibes?

a little something like this . . . i also have no clue why my photos are laying out like this. please help :(