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smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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timewindow beast

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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The art: The artist:

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shhh only rose now

you’d think with all these awesome updates i could draw something else

NOPE

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Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

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My little sister has recently become obsessed with acquiring 1,000 decks of cards and emptying them into a bulldozer and dumping them all out and making someone play "52,000 Pick-Up". When I told her that I'm pretty sure whoever she did this to would just refuse to pick up the cards, she said, "They'd have to. It's the rules," like she thinks everybody operates under Chinese vampire mythology rules.

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Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED