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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

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Congratulations! You are the new sidekick to a DC or Marvel superhero. Spin the wheel to determine who your mentor is. (NO RE-SPINS)

Assume you will have a similar superpower or will learn a similar skill set (for the non-powered heroes) as your mentor or one of your mentor's canon sidekicks (dealer's choice) so you aren't completely screwed.

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Overseas followers if you think our language is weird, just know that in Australia we have replaced the tradition of Sunday Church with a new tradition of going to a hardware store to eat sausages in the carpark.

Here is JFK's daughter attending one as part of a diplomatic mission of the American Ambassador (and no we are 100% not making this up).

At one point the hardware store banned people putting onion on top of their sausages due to all the injuries from people dropping them, and it was a national news story/outrage for weeks.

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NYPD are like uuuuh we still haven't found the killer but we did find footage of a different, equally mysterious man with rogueish charisma and a dazzling smile. If that helps

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

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it would be kinda funny if the sonic movies just kept going forever and they like, ran out of recognizable characters. even the chaotix are pretty weird/obscure to someone who doesnt go to sonic. hang on wait i just imagined them teasing rob o the hedge and it fucking killed me wait thatd be so funny PLEASE

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Please Read

I don't usually post this sort of personal stuff here and I don't even think anyone will see it, but I have recently been diagnosed with iron--deficiency anemia and the symptoms are kicking my ass, like to the point where I repeatedly worry that I'm having a heart attack and am going to die, so if anyone on here has any advice for me or know any way to help counteract the symptoms (trouble breathing, heart palpitations, twinges in my chest, bleeding gums, nausea, heated extremities and lightheadedness) other than taking iron tablets, I would really appreciate it. I think I'm going to die at least once a day and I have been starting to have panic attacks, and my poor friend is probably getting tired of having to talk me down so. If anyone knows how to help, this is literally my last resort. I also suffer from chronic back pain so a lot of the symptoms for a heart attack are things that I suffer from daily so I can't even use logic to talk myself down.