balladoftheprodigalbitch

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how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

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one day my bank account will agree with my lifestyle.

I pray this for myself and everyone reading this.

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul

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Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul

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why are you so bitter

because there are ppl in my country that think donald trump would be a good president

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GWU's tuition has risen to over $60,000 a year

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“average US college tuition at private school is $30,000 a year” factoid actually a statistical error. average tuition is $16,000 per year. The Georg Washington University, which is in DC & chargers over $60,000 a year is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

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puppies are touchable happiness 

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I usually look my best in complete darkness

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“Elegance is a statement, an attitude. Elegant women are women of character of confidence." -Elie Saab

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murder house: who is rubber man?

asylum: who is bloody face?

coven: who is the next supreme?

freak show: ????? what is the central plot??????

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