I used to be the-dweeb-master but then I got hijacked 馃し馃徎鈥嶏拷锟斤笍
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Enemies-to-Lovers Energy
Jude: I hate you. Cardan: You say that, yet you鈥檙e staring at my lips. Jude: I鈥檓 calculating the most painful way to make you shut up. Cardan: [smirks] Oh, do go on. ------------------------------------------ Jude: We have to focus. There is a literal war happening. Cardan: And yet, you still look breathtakingly beautiful while threatening me. Jude: Stop flirting with me in the middle of a crisis. Cardan: There is never a wrong time to admire my wife.
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Cardan: I thought you hated me. Jude: I do. Cardan: Then why did you marry me? Jude: Because what better way to ruin you than to own you? Cardan: ...I'm in love with you.
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"How do you read so many books??" I am simply trying to avoid reality, what are you doing
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Let鈥檚 not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.聽
That鈥檚 excellence.
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Holy shit the CEO shooting is actually inspiring wider revolt against his predatory industry. Other insurance companies are even removing the photos and names of their CEO's from their websites. They're terrified. We finally found him: the legendary good guy with a gun.
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If this pops up while you鈥檙e scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.
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my honest to god reaction to hearing about the UnitedHealthcare CEO being murdered was to bust out laughing so hard I almost puked
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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.


look at my glow in the dark humerus boy
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this is the best thing I've ever seen
I heard this audio and went 'I wonder if there's one with astarion and gale' and there is and my day is made thank you
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