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[bai-jiejie]

SPY / ESPIONAGE PROMPTS *  assorted lines from popular spy & action films

how many times has the government betrayed you?

what the hell are you doing?

you were shot.

you're going to ruin this mission.

where'd you get a suit?

you're my bodyguard, not my business partner. just focus on guarding my body.

thanks for the ride.

tell me where the bomb is.

you're the person who caught him, aren't you?

please don't make me go through you.

the blood is on your hands.

if you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face.

i don't trust anybody outside of this room.

hold on! how did you get in the helicopter?

i'm gonna get the detonator!

if you ever feel like you've been poisoned, chew one of these.

jesus, you're intense.

they'll kill you for giving me this.

people do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared.

what's your source?

who paid you off?

everything you need is in there.

we prefer to keep a low profile.

did you ever choose not to?

how close are we?

my argument is not with you.

you're really good at staying alive.

stay put and secure the premises.

i told you to send me in there instead.

this is a bad idea.

why don't you come with me?

so now you're going to kill me.

how long do i have?

that is how you survive.

by the way, i can see your gun.

i pulled up my file.

i need you to untie me now.

you have no idea what you're into here.

i don't want to do this anymore.

this is where it started for me. this is where it ends.

do you know what? you play it too safe.

they found a body.

you really think you're ready for the field?

it's just a job. no hard feelings.

ten seconds or you're dead.

i think one day you will understand.

how do you like my english accent?

why won't you just die?

i'll figure it out.

he drove off the roof.

he killed our man.

we're in the middle of an operation.

i sent you to be invisible.

these people will kill you if they have to.

i'm a motherfucking spy.

thanks for your weapon.

look at this. look at what they make you give.

so what's the plan? who are we meeting?

we have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb.

sorry, the other wire.

i told you to come alone.

you haven't slept for a long time now.

there's a body in the streets.

i'm working on it!

all of the systems are state of the art.

this whole operation was a mole hunt.

nobody does the right thing.

oh, stop screaming. you loved it.

i'm jumping out a window!

you do not have the authority.

we have to find the other bomb.

why are you helping me?

everything i found out, i want to forget.

how could i forget about you?

kill everyone? that's your plan?

you start down this path, where does it end?

how long was i out?

the only person allowed in that room has to pass through a series of security checks.

i got enough trouble, okay?

put the gun down.

i knew it was going to end this way.

they knew we were coming.

if i ever feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard i will bring this fight to your doorstep.

what's going on at the CIA?

i think we lost enough agents for one night.

you're a total goddamn catastrophe.

someone started this, and i'm going to find them.

you're only alive today because he didn't have the guts to kill you.

you don't understand what you're involved in.

every now and then, send up a signal. let me know you're safe.

the greater the suffering, the greater the peace.

we have to evacuate these people!

you move, you die.

i saved your ass again.

my team! my team is dead!

i tried to protect you.

perhaps we can arrange a meet.

he went out the window. why would someone do that?

i work alone, like you.

i don't think that's a decision you can make.

accept it. you've lost this one.

i heard you talking.

why do you have to make things so fucking complicated?

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4 / ∞ Li Chengzes to cure your depression

[bai-jiejie]

He's not... gonna let me go? Zhenxi tenses further, looking up at the... being.

"A meal?" Her eyes go round. "You wanna eat him??" Vividly imagining the being going at the- the man with a knife and fork makes her face scrunch up. Gross. "Um. Yeah? If you um. Want?"

   “ Obviously not, ” his amused hum rumbles in his throat. From what he knows, the park is quite large. Not as big and flush as an actual forest, but perhaps it provides enough flora to hide a child.

   Xavier tilts his head a fraction. “ Are you offering me a free meal, child? ”

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Send me one of the following tropes for a set up with our muses

⚡ Storm - Our muses have to take shelter in a storm 💼 Bag switch - Our muses accidentally swapped important bags 🥠 Fortune - A cookie tells one or both muses to meet them somewhere 💎 Thief - One muse is caught trying to steal from the other 🏝️ Stranded - Our muses are stranded together in the wilderness 🔑 Next door - One muse moves in next door to the other 🔎 Investigator - One of our muses is investigating the other 🏆 Prize - Our muses both win a competition, but they have to share the prize 🔗 Prison Break - Our muses end up in prison together, one wants to escape 📞 Wrong number - One muse dials the wrong number ☢️ Fallout - Our muses try to survive an apocalypse 🚌 Bus - Our muses are sat next to each other on a long bus journey ❄️ Snowball - One muse accidentally throws a snowball at the other 🛏️ One bed - Our muses accidentally only booked one bed in the hotel room 💍 Drop - One muse drops something the other picks up 🔒 Locked out - Our muses are both locked out of their building for the night 🛳️ Cruise - Our muses meet on a cruise ship 🎠 Fairground - Our muses meet on a ride at a fairground ☔ Rain - One muse shares their umbrella with the other 🚕 Taxi - Our muses have to share a taxi to get home 🐶 Pet - One muses’ pet greets the other muse 🍸 Bar - Our muses meet at a bar while ordering drinks 🎲 Cheat - The receiving mun picks a trope instead 

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"I-It's good enough," Zhenxi pouts. Whoever- whatever this was, was obviously an adult. At least it hasn't eaten her. Yet. "Easier to hide anyway," she adds in a mumble. "Um. If I sh-show you where... He is, will you let me go home?"

   His brow skews upward. His brother goes to this… Central Park often. From the stories he recalls humans infest it’s concrete and flora like roaches– no different from the horrid streets.

   Xavier tilts his head a fraction. “ That is no home for child. ”

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The horned girl makes a tiny whimpering sound, still in pain from figuring out how to change back.

"It's, um. C-Central Park... I-If you could just... Point the way?"

Her clothes were torn in places from the transformation, and covered in blood. She'd have to find some new ones somewhere...

     “ I do not know where… your home is. ”  // @bai-jiejie​

[bai-jiejie]

🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like?

🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general?

🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself?

From here (always accepting!)

When they were young, they slept mostly during the night, but with naps during the day as they were up before dawn. As she got older, they don't need as much sleep as she used to, but still likes to find a sunny spot to nap in.

They get a little melancholy on their birthday, because her first and best friend gave it to her...

They tried dying it once, to blend in, but it didn't really stick... As for cutting it- nope! Absolutely not!

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❣️

Oh no, there are two! But only one ask meme, so if you meant the other, do send it in again!

From here (always accepting!)

Their love languages are touch, gifts, and acts of service! Growing up away from people has given them a very animalistic sense of affection :)

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∯

From here (always accepting)

“ 销 魂 独 我 情 何 限！” A thousand years after your death, an emperors words made me think of you.

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Zhenxi whimpers at the voice that accompanies the hand, but there's nowhere to run.

<Not speaking?> Her mind projects. She opens her mouth and lets out a tiny yowling wail. <Can't even talk! How am I going to get back, how can I be me again?!>

Confusion and despair colour her soul. Life had been hard enough, hiding out in Central Park, now she doesn't even have thumbs!

<What do I do...>

   Thoughts are a language uncoded to him, but her soul is an odd, little thing. It’s fluctuating with old and new fears. To her, she’s no different than a trembling dog… might as well be one.

   Gnarly digits lift and inch closer to her small frame. A dull clicking sound pops in his throat. “ You do not speak… ”

[bai-jiejie]

Thank you to those who sent in asks, I've queued them up! Sorry it took longer than expected to recover from moving!

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Send 👍👎 AITA? and have your muse confess a situation they were/are in to my muse. It could be something big, small, serious, ridiculous, complicated, or simple. They will judge your muse based on the ratings below:

YTA = You’re the Asshole NTA = Not the Asshole ESH = Everyone Sucks Here NAH = No Assholes Here INFO = Not Enough Info

Send REVERSE to have my muse confess something to yours and be judged.

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“ I got tired of seeing multiple different relationship memes have a few relationships I was interested in but more that I was not, so I’ve combined a few - and added some options of my own.

Taken partly from @loisnclark and @leneemusing “ - archived originally at  mememeseymour (defunct/deleted)

romantic relationships ! ❤️ friends to lovers 💗 slow burn 💙casual partners to lovers 💜 friends with benefits to lovers 💚 actually unrequited 💛 falsely assumed unrequited 💘 begrudgingly falling in love

familial relationships ! 🌻  friends like siblings 🌵  parental 🌷 general found family

friend relationships ! ☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈  friends since childhood ⛅️  friends of circumstance ☁️  friends from school

enemy relationships ! 🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse ❌   guilty by association 🖤 enemies to lovers

sexual relationships ! 🍑 one night stand 🍆 friends with benefits 💞 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings 💦 play partners 👉👌 casual partners 👅 hatefucking 🤐 kink mentor/mentee 💔 ex partners with feelings

other relationships 💝 mentor/mentee 🍸 partners in crime 💟 lovers to enemies ❣️ forced to work together for survival/a common goal ✋ colleagues 💓 colleagues to lovers 🖕 colleagues to enemies 🦄 suggest your own

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Truth or Dare.

Send ‘ Truth ’ + a question, and my muse must answer it honestly, telling the complete truth. Send ‘ Dare ’ + a dare, and my muse must do it right now, following through to the letter.

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Misc. Ask Meme

❣️ - What are their love languages? 🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like? 🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general? 🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself? 🍷- How do they feel about alcohol? 🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking? 🎮 - What’s their favorite game? 💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection? 🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about? 🌱 - Do they have a green thumb or are they a plant killer? 📱 - What social media do they use the most? 👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like? 🐒 - What’s their favorite animal? 🧳 - What countries have they been to? 🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand? 🎨 - What’s their favorite color? ☂️ - How do they feel about rain? 🎶 - What’s a song they really like? 🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies? 💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep? 🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride? 🗺️ - What languages do they speak? 🍳 - How well can they cook? 🍪 - How well can they bake? 💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)? 👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress? 💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side? ☕ - Coffee or tea? 💀 - How do they feel about horror movies? 🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them? 💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them? 🍽️ - What’s their favorite food? 🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids? 🐾 - Do they have any pets? 💬 - What are some filler/buffer words they use? (Like, um, etc.) 🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns? 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - Do they have any siblings? 🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them? 🌳 - What’s their extended family like? 🎲 - Pick a random question to answer from this list.

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Reblog this to have people go into your inbox & ask your character questions!

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Wow moving houses while working is stressful haha :) Tumblr seems to require more brain than discord rp but hopefully I'll be back to replying in a few weeks?