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penis situational

penis metaphorical

wanna know the penis future

ask the penis oracle

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Ej as a knight perhaps?

creeps halloween costumes when

ive started some sketches but ill do a typed post for now . . . realistically half of them wouldn't dress up, but this is for fun. mostly went with like...general instead of specific references

toby: cowboy. may make this man miss piggy. clocky: cowgirl. may make this woman kermit. nina: red riding hood (matching w kate) kate: the wolf (matching w nina) EJ: grim reaper jane: phantom of the opera liu: frankensteins monster jeff: victor frankenstein. (lol.) or killer clown sally: poodle ann: 1920s flapper lulu: fairy dina: angel (DUH) lazari: princess tim: zombie brian: skeleton ben: t-rex

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I haven't tumblr'd in soo long so here is my brain dump for you

My boyfriends friends are insane. I met him through a mutual friend (M) and that mutual friend dated his best friend. (K). For a long time I was convinced it was meant to be a meaningful relationship that K ruined because the lack of communication he gave M drove her over the edge before he disappeared and went into the military.

It was not. Apparently it was meant to be casual and M got "way too attached way too quickly". However I'm a M apologist until the day I die.

But also as an autistic person I've found that communication isn't as easy and to the point for others as it is for me. I'm stunned. My boyfriend and I were talking about it and he agrees fully that they should have just had a conversation about it and agreed on what they wanted out of it. But they didn't. And that was very dumb.

I'm still hung up on the fact that they just refused to talk about everything. Are you stupid? It's not that hard. Communication is a sign of respect. A type of "I care and so I need to make this clear." If you don't establish your boundaries, you can't get mad at people for crossing them. They didn't know them in the first place.

Neurotypicals will never make sense to me.

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Loving my boyfriend core. Currently absolutely smitten maxxing. Positively in love pilled rn.

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You can not be angrier than me. I'm the youngest daughter. I was taught to be quiet, to be cute, to be gentle. Womanhood beckons me, yet I knit my girlhood into a scarf - just how my Nana taught me to - and I wear her like a safety net.

This world has no place for me. I was taught to be a child. I was not taught responsibility. All of my acting out was labelled childish tantrums, thus, when I think of the oldest's politeness and the middlest's quietness, I rage. You call me a child, so that is what I will be.

I will resent you for as long as I must. I am the youngest, of course I feel all the rage they refuse to. I have my mother's hands and they are most comfortable at your throat, father. I have my father's eyes and they see you for what you are, mother.

You can not feel rage more than me, it is all that encompasses my being.

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The concept of their story absolutely destroys me tbh. What do you MEAN the blessed prophet had a favourite worshipper? What do you MEAANN it became routine for her to sneak out and see him? And what do you MMEEAANN when she left he had been so spellbound by her presence (more so than anyone else) that he decided everyone he had ever known was nothing simply because she was not there?

That's so fucked up. That's SO FUCKED UP. How Hozier coded.

Do Helen and Dina ever reunite?

As of right now? No he’s in jail forever… LOL

BUT there could be a cute little side story where he escapes or something crazy and finds her in the forest ..

She’s a really cruel, mean girl who is constantly trying to hurt the proxies and other zalgoids. But Helen always knew her as being soft, angelic, a walking blessing, etc. so I think after going years of acting like a demon, suddenly meeting Helen again would make her spiral

Wonder how he’d react to his idea of her being destroyed… hmmm…

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The way this catapulted me into hyperfixation. Holy fuck someone please talk to me about creeped

Dina and Helen grew up in the same cult in my AU. With her being a central figure in the cult, he worshiped the ground she walked on and spent months working on several portraits and sculptures of her. She was fond of him and started sneaking out to go visit him late at night, which is when she bumped into a zalgoid lazari and got bit.

Instead of the uni/dorm massacre in his original story, he ends up slaughtering a majority of the cult after Dina’s disappearance. To him, her absence was her casting judgment on them, and he chose to carry it out for her.

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Making a Crane Wives playlist because I haven't listened to them all year and not knowing what to name it so deciding yes, fanon Zalgo DOES listen to them. This girldad bachelor (nights ver™️) has been evil since he was a child. Do you really think you won't end up on the pile of bodies in his backyard? The pile, may I mention, made of every ex-lover he has ever had? He cannot resist love. He will drink your feelings down because gluttony is his favoured sin. He is a father, not a mother, his heart won't stretch for you as a womb would. Yes, he will despair when you depart, but that is until the next willing contender challenges his curse. Run if you know what's good for you.

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A two-month long manic episode just ended. I do not know what I have done in that time, and from how my account looked when I logged in, I don't want to. What the fuck.

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Gonna start posting my stream of consciousness on here bc I don’t think my digital footprint is deep enough. Just ate two chicken strips. Do u guys believe in reincarnation

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Love him <3

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Shout out to my 12 year old self who wanted to be 17 sooooo bad because that's how old Ticci Toby was and if I was 17 I could date him

I've been 17 for a while now and let me tell you Poppet, I don't think you'd want that (you're aromantic congrats)

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Stop Genocide mural spotted in Homerton, London

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Nina has BPD. Yall cant tell me this bitch doesn't have BPD and that Jeff wasn't her FP at some point. Come on. There ain't NO WAY in hell this girl ripped up her entire life for some musty ass edgelord serial killer if she didn't feel like her entire life depended on it. Come ONNN

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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that