bagels-n-shmaegels
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 26 minutes ago
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“Jesus is canon in Dr. WHO”
“omg I can’t believe Jesus is canon, that’s so weird”
Guys……you know he was a real person, with historical evidence of his existence, whether or not he was the son of god, right?
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 27 minutes ago
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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 28 minutes ago
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doctor who special is truly a full bingo card of steven moffat writing. shallow disdain towards religion and corporations, extremely unearned emotional moments, weird pacing, vague misogyny, random lesbian for some reason, creepy possession, turning a random everyday things into a horror concept (doors in hotel rooms), dinosaur,
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 28 minutes ago
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*sifts through medicine cabinet* New OC. They're Gallifreyan. Their name is *pill bottle falls out* Lexapro of the House of *another bottle falls out, pills go flying everywhere* Celexa.
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 31 minutes ago
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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 32 minutes ago
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finally, someone for tumblr
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 33 minutes ago
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Oi, don't forget Twice Upon A Time!
ignore the fact that just further proves the point lol
My Name Is Meven Stoffat I Like To Write About Digital Afterlives. What If You Died Yeah And Basically Somebody Uploaded Your Consciousness To The Cloud And You Became A Ghost Online? What A Fascinating Concept I’m Going To Include It In Every Episode From Now One. Four Point Five Billion Times
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 35 minutes ago
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well it's thursday
and i am happy to say OP, Thursday has a meme in the form of Out Of Touch Thursday!
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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 38 minutes ago
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The bean jar
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 40 minutes ago
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everytime i reblog these i end up doing something stupid and impulsive that works out with me feeling better about this one thing that's been bugging me for a while. maybe i'll finally resolve it one day if i keep reblogging
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 42 minutes ago
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besties <333
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 43 minutes ago
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Hear me out... Viceroy on the Feralnette au artstyle? 👁👁
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big man with big plans
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 43 minutes ago
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loooolll
i am totally absolutley 100% fine, but i appreciate you saying that, maybe i will show it to myself more once in a while :')
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 45 minutes ago
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I think it’s the fact Jesus was just raising his bestie from the dead, while Frankenstein had literally stolen bits of bodies and sewn them together with a sprinkling of eugenics and grave robbing and wasn't even qualified, and then his creation goes on to commit murders and stuff because Frankenstein is irresponsible and let the creature escape (and proceeded to be a meanie to it when they met again) that makes Frankenstein's experiments a wee bit less acceptable :P
Oh sure so it's okay for Jesus to raise people back from the dead, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 50 minutes ago
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How do you know if you love someone?
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Please zoom in guys 🙏😭 I put way too much details for them to go unnoticed
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 51 minutes ago
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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
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bagels-n-shmaegels · 52 minutes ago
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Should I be concerned? putting an OC i just made up btw because i'm not particularly comfortable sharing my face online woo
@th3cr4zydm @charbored @dashoulinas-fandom-dump
Let's all be in a TV show!!!
> Do this quiz
> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)
> tag ppl
> profit.
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Tags (/nf ofc):
@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @punkrockinchair @theplushiesystem @coded-pup @florasolarsystem + ANYONE else who wants to join
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