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via @swatercolor [insta]

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figured id make a new commission post with some more recent examples! dm me here at @sableleatherywingsopeninthe711 or @decayingartgallery if interested! :3

i have both venmo and paypal!

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being a hater and being a troll are different but idk how to articulate the difference

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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

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Never kill yourself.

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The next play:

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Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

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thank you da vinkis

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your penis is stupid. and it's gay too