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Would you want a sausage ?

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This “bro” used to wear nothing but jocks to the gym but after trying on a pair of whitey tighties that were left in someone’s locker, he loved the feel of them and could never go back to any other underwear. Now the other gym goers like to hang him up by his undies on a daily basis but he knows deep down he loves it…

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Who wants to play smash bros 🤤

Don't make wedgie bets guys... Btw - the full 4 min vid is on my OF and features tighty whities, boxers, and thongs. Link in the bio.

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Might as well just play in my underwear.

Oh wait… I did.

Full video ⬇️

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If your in your room touching yourself, keep going and Reblog this little tumblr whore

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What’s the value of your orgasms? No, seriously. How does your orgasm provide any sort of value to anyone around you?

They don’t. Your orgasms are purely selfish. I mean, we spend so much effort edging you, denying you, making sure that your brain focuses on me and only me. An orgasm ruins that hard work in a matter of minutes.

I don’t care how many reminders you need that you’re not a normal person. You don’t get to masturbate for fun, or have sex for pleasure. You’re meant to serve, please, and entertain. Your orgasms are an affront to that, they actively work against you fulfilling your only purpose.

Dumb, drippy things don’t deserve to cum. They deserve to edge, turn their brain off, and become a useful toy for people like me. Next time you beg to cum, remember that you’re being a selfish, greedy little whore who deserves denial and nothing more.

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Would you want a sausage ?

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i could be such a good bunny for you, id let you and your friends use me. I promise id be such a good house husband too sir

God I would love to take a boy to a party as a toy for everyone. Make sure he knows it too. Just be used and abused by everyone with no rest. Once one person finished another would come. Literally. You'd loose count eventually, starting to get cock drunk and full of cum. You'd think you couldn't fit anymore in you but then you'd be proven wrong. Maybe You'd start whining for it to stop, that you've had enough and you can't take anymore. But I'd just instruct my friends to stop your whining by using your mouth as well. Then You'd be taking two at a time. Always so full of cock. Just as you should be, needy little toy <3

And the house husband? Mmm that's good. Would love a plugged little male wife. To do chores and look pretty. I'd love to interrupt you while you make dinner, bend you over the counter and ram my cock in your ass while you scream. Cum inside you and plug it up again until I needed to use you. What a life.

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my nipples being visible through my shirt is an invitation for you to tug at them when you pass btw

just pinch them n twist them in public. even if im with people. if anything, it's more degrading if mid-conversation with someone some stranger slaps my tits n makes me blush - or comes up behind me to rub their boner into my ass and tweak my nipples from behind

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imagine being forced to fuck yourself on a knotted toy thats suctioned to a window behind you.

you're tied and cuffed and gagged. The only movement you can manage is to push yourself back on the extra large silicone wolf dick inside of you.

It's early. Not many people are up, but soon, the sidewalks outside your window will be bustling, and they'll have the perfect view of your cunt, stretching obscenely around the knot as you fuck yourself.

don't worry though, your captor (and new owner) says they'll let you go if you put on a good enough show. maybe if you stick out your tongue and cum your little puppy brains out while you fuck your cunt open, they'll let you go before anyone realizes what a slutty pussy you're hiding between your legs

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That loser is every day more addicted to my power and humiliation. U recognize him dont u? Yeah it's the @wedgiefagboi naughtier than ever and so pathetic. Look at this, he is so into my domination that he gaves me his data so everybody coud discover who he is. That faggot lives in Ontario Canada.

So u faggots that loves so much my blog and posts, come talk to me so I can have fun with you losers!

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Another Dork Wedgie Alert!🚨 @yankmyundies got caught walking around with his tighty whities hanging out so the neighborhood bullies decided to "hang out" with him😈

Credit: @yankmyundies 🥳

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Bro thought he could hide those little tighty whities at the gym, too bad jocks can sense a nerd when they’re close 😂

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When everyone could see this bros tighty whities during the baseball game, it was only a matter of time before he was hanging by them 😂

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