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i’m playin around with new icon styles for a comeback oops

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wtf is going on with tumblr why can’t i make any posts on any of my blogs

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𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘, 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

all quotes are stuff my friends and i said, yes, really! feel free to change pronouns! tw for swearing, death and knives.

‘ can’t believe than__ killed half of the universe because he was triggered over a few kids mocking his inability to click his fingers. ’

‘ google: how to telepathically tell someone that their character is shit. ’

‘ kid unzips his outer skin and turns out to be an elephant. ’

‘ then he tramples his mom. ’

‘ okay what the fuck you know what im in a bad mood SHOUTY SHOUTY YELL YELL. ’

‘ i did not pay for stuttering. ’

‘ in the tortoise vs rabbit story, the loser was ___. ’

‘ honestly it’s like he takes his words and sticks it in gum. ’

‘ yo this ___ chick seems evil, would not mingle. ’

‘ oh god. i threw ___’s cat at her. oh god. ’

‘ i mean usually moms use cookies or naked baby photos to embarrass their daughters boyfriend but nooo ___ has to die for us. ’

‘ they’re so old like i think if i take a deep breath and blow out hard enough they will dissipate into the air. ’

‘ i’m such an emotional cinnamon roll, i fainted at the sight of ___. ’

‘ of course, i had to nearly die 363461491 times, but y’know, all in a day’s work. ’

‘ ___ bonked me on the head and i think i’m going to die. ’

‘ MOM IT HURTS, wait my mom left at an early age and there’s a bounty on her head. nevermind. ’

‘ i lowkey still think she’s a witch but ___ says i have to be polite so i am being polite. ’

‘ she doesn’t seem very jealous - she’s even jumping in puddles with ___. ’

‘ i just tried to laugh and react as genuinely as i could. ’

‘ I’M GONNA RUN AWAY AND BE TARZAN OF THE FOREST!!! ’

‘ i’m battling ___ like a MAN and stymphs and kids are dropping fire arrows and this is so artistic i love this. ’

‘ i am edgy and emo in my tower and i’m now the cool king kid bow before thee. ’

‘ ___ is evil as fuck but he can kill alright. sent him out to do just that. ’

‘ ___ is dead but who the fuck cares cause ___ is looking very fine and i’m turning very gay tonight. ’

‘ yeah i’m in love with her i don’t even know anything about her. her friend is edgy and emo. ’

‘ my girlfriend just disappeared with my worst enemy as true loves i need myself a cold one with the boys i can’t. ’

‘ so we doing a cool thing in the forest and the edgy and emo friend saved me from another edgy and emo person?? ’

‘ hey boss i think we have a problem, one of the fishtanks has bloody water? ’

‘ i @ people out of love and fun. ’

‘ it’s not the cilantro’s fault that god spited you. ’

‘ skin is so three seasons ago. ’

‘ everyone has to be miserable or you’re not valid. ’

‘ you coward, you fear knowledge. ’

‘ ___ be escaping from the law again. ’

‘ am I too straight to understand what a bop is? ’

‘ qb doesn’t stand for quarter back, it stands for quite boring. ’

‘ time is meaningless, breakfast is eternal. ’

‘ guys i won a fist fight last night. ’

‘ [ cradles onions in my arms ] you’re doing great sweetie. ’

‘ i’m the ruler of tax evasion. ’

‘ i’ve always wondered if fire is hot. ’

‘ LET ME RUN AWAY FROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES. ’

‘ he just came out of the womb like bonjour. ’

‘ i love chickens when they’re starving. ’

‘ NSFW = Not Safe For Waluigi. ’

‘ food will distract me from my rage. ’

‘ chipmunks are like the cupcakes of the rodent family, while squirrels are the muffins. ’

‘ you eat pineapple when you want to laugh in the face of god. ’

‘ i found #7658, sadly #7659 is still on the loose. ’

‘ how does one poop when you’re the poop. ’

‘ the devil on your shoulder tells you to put mayonnaise on rice. ’

‘ and when she came back. she found him drowning in the bottlecap and had to revive him. it was in that moment, when he came back alive, that the devil entered his body. ’

‘ ___ wears gucci you incels. ’

‘ i was against it at first but you have the right to look homeless. ’

‘ “ his voice was laced with arson- ” wait what the fuck? ’ 

‘ why did they take off the minecraft club now all we have is the shittiest wii club ever. ’

‘ i’m just a hamster with a lot of feelings. ’

‘ the boss said “ where do you see yourself in 2 years? ” and i accidentally said “ in your seat ”. ’

‘ people look at me sideways when i say water is my favourite drink but honestly it’s so good. ’

 ‘ i’m by my favourite plant are you joking? ’

‘ why is vsco an adjective. is this a sign of me falling out with the hip kids? ’

‘ oh my god you won’t believe what i just read , “ he shook his nose ”. FUCK ME. ’

‘ bout to retire back to my flower decorated hot pink coffin. ’

‘ if you win this 1000 question kahoot about my life you get my rabbits. ’

‘ i was told that there is technically no wine in my wine gums. ’

‘ i don’t know what happiness is! ’

‘ oh no my potato. ’

‘ “ i want to talk to your manager ” excuse me karen, I AM THE MANAGER. ’

‘ gosh i’m so intelligent, not. guess who just failed their maths test? THIS BITCH. ’

‘ hang on let me tweet @ jk rowling to see if she says i’m allowed to go on a date with you. ’

‘ is this in character?? am i going through a really bad arc?? is the fandom rioting for a new writer for me??? ’

‘ please continue forward as fast as my girlfriend left me. ’

‘ hello paranoia, my old friend. ’

‘ [ comes walking in like a badly animated character ] what’s up. ’

‘ i’m playing where’s waldo with my braincells and i’m failing miserably. ’

‘ what’s better than a wooden bowl? a wooden bowl and a wooden SPOON. ’

[badnametm]

                    WHAT IF I’M…     THE BAD GUY?

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k so there is LITERALLY nothing on his blog bc i’m still working on his google doc and i made the blog like 10 minutes ago BUT………. @telepaethic is his url

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  𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑  𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇  𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

hi i love this show and i’m still mad at mattel. all quotes are taken from the show ever after high, feel free to change pronouns!

‘  i’m  sorry  ,  who’s  telling  this  story  ?  ’

‘  peace  and  crackers  !  ’

‘  oh  ,  you  can’t  hear  them  .    only  i  can  .  ’

‘  can  i  talk  now  ?  ’

‘  i’m  sick  of  everyone  thinking  i’m  so  “  evil  ”  because  my  mom  was  .  ’

‘  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  would  you  stop  with  the  worry  -  flurry  ?  ’

‘  everyone  at  school  loves  you  !  ’

‘  why  yes  ,  this  is  a  new  dress  .  ’

‘  couldn’t  go  20  seconds  without  talking  ,  can  you  ?  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  you  look  gort  ,  i  mean  great  !    i  don’t  even  know  what  gort  means  .  ’

‘  i  could  offer  you  a  seat  ,  but  i’m  “  evil  ”  .  ’

‘  have  to  warn  you  ,  don’t  stare  at  the  teeth  ,  just  got  it  whitened  .  ’

‘  free  food  !  ’

‘  welcome  home  ,  roomie  !  ’

‘  you  are  going  to  love  rooming  with  me  .  ’

‘  i’m  thoughtful  ,  and  beautiful  ,  and  i  sing  the  most  wonderful  songs  about  woodland  creatures  .  ’

‘  this  is  going  to  be  a  looong  year  .  ’

‘  here’s  this  tiny  manual  full  of  completely  reasonable  school  rules  .  ’

‘  really  ,  ___  ?    you  wanna  play  that  way  ?  ’

‘  that’s  it  ?    that’s  where  you’re  ending  the  story  ?  ’

‘  of  course  you’d  start  with  ___  ,  always  playing  favourites  .  ’

‘  this  year’s  after  party  is  going  to  be  a  page  -  ripper  !  ’

 ‘  future  queen  !    we  can’t  let  anyone  post  embarrassing  photos  of  me  !  ’

‘  if  i’m  going  to  be  catching  z’s  for  a  hundred  years  ,  i  better  live  it  up  now  !  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  no  one’s  going  to  post  anything  bad  about  you  .    everybody  loves  you  .  ’

‘  c-can  i  carry  your  books  ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  miss  a  single  minute  of  our  first  day  ,  hi  everybody  !  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  uh  ,  why  are  you  holding  your  hand  over  your  mouth  ?  ’

‘  my  eyes  !    i  can’t  see  !  ’

‘  this  is  highschool  !    we  got  forever  to  get  together  .  ’

‘  but  you  two  are  perfect  !    not  too  this  ,  not  too  that  ,  you’re  just  right  .  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  let’s  go  get  some  lunch  .  ’

‘  what  future  evil  queen  wouldn’t  love  an  evil  throne  ,  an  evil  crown  ,  and  an  evil  haunted  mirror  ?  ’

‘  when  she  poisons  me  ,  it  changes  everything  !  ’

‘  i’ll  go  out  the  window  !    i’ve  never  tried  it  before  .  ’

‘  man  !    i  am  good  looking  !  ’

‘  catching  damsels  in  distress  ,  it’s  kinda  my  thing  .  ’

‘  stay  here  ,  i’m  going  again  !  ’

‘  i  love  my  latte  with  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  of  cream  .  ’

‘  wanna  go  on  a  nature  hike  later  ?  ’

‘  new  shoes  ?    where  ?  ’

‘  i  can’t  wait  for  everyone  to  get  a  glimpse  of  the  queen  i  am  going  to  become  .  ’

‘  speaking  of  which  ,  my  dorm  room  ,  friday  night  ,  we’re  going  to  blow  the  roof  off  this  place  !  ’

‘  i  will  be  just  like  my  old  man  ,  brave  ,  good  -  looking  ,  kind  ,  good  -  looking  ,  thoughtful  ,  and  …  good  -  looking  .  ’

‘  must  you  always  be  so  dramatic  ?  ’

‘  must  you  always  ruin  my  ominous  endings  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  rats  .    i  forgot  .  ’

‘  what  ?    i’m  not  trouble  !  ’

‘  you’re  not  supposed  to  apologise  !  ’

‘  everyone  .    i  set  up  a  bungee  jumping  platform  on  the  east  turret  .  ’

‘  you  didn’t  tell  me  we  were  here  to  be  -  hassle  her  ,  you  said  we  were  going  to  have  a  tea  party  .  ’

‘  yes  ,  i  lied  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  be  a  chicken  man  !  ’

‘  hey  ,  ___  ,  could  you  ,  uh  ,  not  sing  in  the  morning  ?    or  ever  ?  ’

‘  greatest  .    mirror  .    ever  .  ’

‘  you  never  know  if  you  need  to  look  good  on  the  go  .  ’

‘  well  ,  uh  ,  okay  ,  let  me  do  one  quick  check  -  a  -  roo  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  keep  calling  you  the  fairest  !  ’

‘  stop  breaking  character  !  ’

‘  she’s  running  unopposed  ,  again  .  ’

‘  ow  !    i’m  mean  ,  oh  boy  !    thanks  a  lot  for  the  …  pin  .    ow  .  ’

‘  you  can’t  test  us  from  chapter  1  to  34  !    we’ve  only  studied  up  to  chapter  2  .  ’

‘  never  under  -  estimate  the  power  of  a  study  party  .  ’

‘  blast  ,  if  only  i  possessed  my  poetic  skills  while  in  human  form  .  ’

‘  giants  are  terrible  dancers  .  ’

‘  AH  !    MY  EYES  .  ’

‘  shoo  !    go  !    fly  away  !  ’

‘  it  seems  like  hearts  and  destiny  don’t  always  move  in  the  same  direction  .  ’

‘  last  time  ,  they  made  me  re  -  catalog  the  entire  forbidden  books  section  .  ’

‘  thanks  ___  ,  you  are  such  a  sweetheart  .  ’

‘  love  never  waits  !  ’

‘  what  are  you  going  on  about  ?  ’

‘  that  holiday  is  dangerous  !  ’

‘  you  are  not  allowed  to  speak  to  anyone  about  this  ,  understand  ?  ’

‘  i  do  throw  the  most  excellent  parties  .  ’

‘  um  ,  you  might  not  want  to  shout  that  ,  y’know  ,  being  a�� secret  and  all  .  ’

‘  stop  that  !    c’mon  ,  they  went  this  way  .  ’

‘  why  do  you  even  care  ?  ’

‘  i  care  cause  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  ___  is  breaking  the  rules  ,  but  she  still  gets  her  happily  ever  after  but  i  don’t  !  ’

‘  you  got  a  plan  ?    it’s  not  like  we’re  just  gonna  find  them  in  a  romantic  moment  .  ’

‘  what’s  …  going  on  …  ?  ’

‘  you  two  are  totally  busted  !  ’

‘  i  think  the  real  question  is  what  are  you  doing  here  ?  ’

‘  we  gotta  find  a  better  place  to  picnic  .  ’

‘  please  !    you  two  can’t  tell  anyone  .  ’

‘  yeah  ,  well  ,  um  ,  i’m  gonna  !  ’

‘  ___,  this  is  going  to  knock  you  down  the  royal  rankings  .    but  don’t  worry  !    i’ll  take  your  place  .  ’

‘  this  is  the  part  where  i  try  to  solve  your  romantic  problems  .  ’

‘  whenever  i’m  around  her  ,  i  get  really  tongue  -  tied  .  ’

‘  thanks  ,  ___  ,  you’re  the  best  bye  .  ’

‘  oh  ,  sweetie  ,  what’s  wrong  ?  ’

‘  i’m  not  sure  you’d  understand  .  ’

‘  what  ?    is  it  …  boy  trouble  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  wow  ,  hey  .    i  am  thirsty  !    i’m  going  to  go  get  us  some  lattes  ,  extra  foam  ,  double  apple  caramel  ,  right  ?  ’

‘  what’s  this  ?    i-it’s  a  love  poem  .  ’

‘  oh  !    a  secret  note  !  ’

‘  ladies  .  ’

‘  ___  ?    i  had  no  idea  he  felt  this  way  .  ’

‘  sup  ,  brother  !  ’

‘  love  is  …  complicated  .  ’

‘  the  path  of  love  is  never  straight  .  ’

‘  what’s  up  with  the  urgent  text  message  ?    is  everything  okay  ?  ’

‘  shhhh  ,  i’m  not  ___  ,  i’m  uh  ,  g__  .  ’

‘  is  this  about  you  guy’s  secret  relationship  ?  ’

[badnametm]

IDK WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR IS DOING WITH THE IMS BUT IF IT COULD FUCKIN STOP THAT’D BE GREAT. I GOT ALL OF THESE IMS DAYS AGO, I DON’T NEED TO HEAR THE FUCKING SOUND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

[badnametm]

k so there is LITERALLY nothing on his blog bc i’m still working on his google doc and i made the blog like 10 minutes ago BUT.......... @telepaethic is his url

[badnametm]

……..totally not related to anything at all, but y’all got any ideas for edward urls? >.>

[badnametm]

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒! 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎!

all quotes are taken from the fire emblem mobile game, fire emblem heroes, feel free to change pronouns! part one here!

‘ i know many dances— those for any occasion and a few for special ones. care to see some? ’

‘ the wind here…and this land… i find it all so refreshing. ’

‘ i am able to sense impending danger. but at the moment, i sense…nothing that puts us in peril. ’

‘ i sense that you are somehow… different than everyone else around us. ’

‘ i hope you’re not afraid of dragons. ’

‘ your diligence is admirable, but don’t overexert yourself. you’re our only ___, you know. ’

‘ i hope i do them proud… wherever they are now. ’

‘ i wonder if there’s any feeling worse than unrequited love. ’

‘ i do not appreciate being stared at. ’

‘ may i help you? ’

‘ i know what they say, but please don’t call me a genius. ’

‘ it’d be nice if we had a little girl. ’

‘ where I come from, this uniform is formal battle dress. ’

‘ this outfit is so revealing! there’s nothing practical about it… ’

‘ you want to play on the beach? ’

‘ the ocean is beautiful… ’

‘ hot today, isn’t it? i’ve got some chilled juice for you to share. ’

‘ are you tired already? ’

‘ the blue water, the rhythm of the waves… the ocean is so romantic. ’

‘ what’s wrong? do i have some sand stuck to me? ’

‘ the ocean, so deep, so dark… ’

‘ you’re taking a page right outta MY book! ’

‘ i am so bored. isn’t there any good shopping around here?! ’

‘ you’re bored too, huh? you should show me around this place. ’

‘ i know i’m pretty fierce, but i’ve got to look great too. ’

‘ hair that looks THIS good takes a lot of combing! ’

‘ i’ll have you know i put A LOT of time and effort into that name so we could become closer friends! ’

‘ how’s my hair looking today? good enough? hope so! ’

‘ you keep an eye out for any good clothing stores, okay? ’

‘ i will be the best in your whole group! it’s just a matter of time. ’

‘ nice to have a role model right? i’ve got the best one ever! ’

‘ hey, if you need my help ask… n-not like I like you or anything… ’

‘ hmm… this place looks like it could be a lot of fun. ’

‘ i’m getting bored. why don’t you show me around? ’

‘ if you’re bored, why don’t you try studying? it’ll sharpen your wits. ’

‘ i used to go to the school in the village, but it shut down. ’

‘ you’re not as boring as I expected! ’

‘ keep being yourself, OK? ’

‘ when it comes to magic, nobody else comes close. ’

‘ wow! this place is the best… ’

‘ there are so many elegant people here… ’

‘ come on! let’s spend a day on us for a change! ’

‘ i’’m people watching! ’

‘ i am darn fond of you. ’

‘ i can conjure lightning, you know. ’

‘ big, hurty lightning. ’

‘ now that I’m around, everything’s gonna be OK. i know what i’m doing! ’

‘ maybe i ought to change my hairstyle… something a little more… grown up? ’

‘ good job out there today. ’

‘ here’s a snack! ’

‘ they say that moving to a different climate is rough on you. and they’re right! ’

‘ a sneak attack? you scoundrel! ’

‘ i’m a graceful whirlwind of singing steel! ’

‘ do you want to duel? at dawn, perhaps? i love dueling at dawn! ’

‘ want your fortune read? ’

‘ i can’t wait for my fortune to come true, did I ever tell you about it? ’

‘ for some reason, i get the feeling there’s something special about you… ’

‘ what if my grand archrival… turned out to be you?! ’

‘ i’m under direct orders to enjoy the festival! ’

[badnametm]

……..totally not related to anything at all, but y’all got any ideas for edward urls? >.>

[badnametm]

........totally not related to anything at all, but y’all got any ideas for edward urls? >.>

[badnametm]

me, sitting here, minding my own business: the feral goblin that lives in my brain: so what if you made an edward cullen blog with paul wesley as the fc

[badnametm]

𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘, 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

okay my favourite post, part 2! feel free to change pronouns! tw for swearing, death, murder.

‘ i have so much respect for ___  and his 90 fictional boyfriends. ’

‘ his voice is full of money. ’

‘ there will be no one left… to…. is that a fucking cat. ’

‘ avoid furry marriage. ’

‘ You Wake Up At 4am In The Morning And Go Down To The Kitchen Only To See Me Hunched Over In Front Of The Open Refrigerator And Once You Approach My Curled Up Form You Peer Over My Shoulder To Find Me, Elbows Deep In A Bag Of ___ ’

‘ secphobic. i remember how you reacted to my gift of furby cats. ’

‘ you have 15 HP stop sit down. ’

‘ in the distance, sirens. wewawewewa. ’

‘ is this what is feels like to be truly old? ’

‘ there’s a lady unironically making tiktoks behind me. ’

‘ expect me to look dumb. ’

‘ so you’ll hear some screaming. in my room. ’

‘ it’s like talking to your personal tourist. ’

‘ bro no wonder they kept you locked up you’re an embarrassment. ’

‘ i just had the weirdest ass dream where i could control water and disappear into thin air and throw magical sparkly blinding flour into people’s eyes. ’

‘ so we bust the goddamn useless prince outta home arrest. ’

‘ we fight clang clang bang and we run cause we’re weenies. ’

‘ the prince is bawling as per usual. ’

‘ i suggest that we become a circus cause we’re all clowns. ’

‘ i suggest that we collab with geronimo stilton. ’

‘ we can both be screaming cat ladies. ’

‘ she was a superhero for like ten days then after that she proceeded to die. ’

‘ the dead but came back to life, ___, who shouldn’t be characterised by his death but it’s ok. ’

‘ sister uncultured and it shows. ’

‘ TELL THEM IT’S GETTING ANNOYING. ’

‘ i think i’d be too obvious that i’m targeting that one person, and they’re like wattpad famous. ’

‘ y'all didn’t read my book and it’s showing. ’

‘ hey on friday it will be 6/9. ’

‘ mr ___, like i already did your survey stop sending it again. ’

‘ REMEMBER WE HAVE TO “”“”“HIGHLIGHT”“”“” OUR BOOK. ’

‘ a bee just slammed itself against the window. ’

‘ i thought you said your window flew away. ’

‘ my fat oven fights nuts for light french monks? ’

‘ chest nut. nut chest. ’

‘ they couldn’t find four more people. lame. ’

‘ it was upside down it was kinda hard not to be done with life. ’

‘ why do people want me to be a damn lawyer. ’

‘ battle of the garbage bins. me vs you. right here right now. ’

‘ HAHAAAAA MY BRAINCELLS ARE EENTOOLYJIENT. ’

‘ this is johnny, johnny wants you to shut up on the bus. ’

‘ do you really want to fight this 184cm man. ’

‘ My Headteachers hot son is my bully. ’

‘ handle me, HANDLE ME BITCH. ’

‘ sorry bro I was breaking down in front of my parents. ’

‘ test: draw straight line/smooth curve me: cries. ’

‘ Me, staring at the cartoons on the physics paper: will you help me…? Is this paper not a death trap?? WILL SI GIEGSNS WJHKAS. ’

‘ there’s tears on my keyboard. ’

‘ Never thought i would be faced with a test that actually makes me cry but here we are what The FUCKITY FUCK. ’

‘ i have many skills and crying is the only one. ’

‘ the only way out of mississippi is to sip. ’

‘ pingu outsold. goose flopped. ’

‘ pingu can win a war all by himself. ’

‘ my cupcakes are siblings. your’s are the cousins. ’

‘ imagine if we actually had good quality printed tests. ’

‘ geeking out with my non-existent gf about swords. ’

‘ i have resting clown energy. ’

‘ ZAPPY CHILD NO. ’

‘ we killed a man wow we out here ~ murdering ~ ’

‘ father figure to emotionally unstable character just died oh no. ’

‘ iS hE tRyiNg To CoNfEsS hIs LoVe? ’

‘ we’re all 18! except for THAT GUY. ’

‘ i like l**’s pic, fucking insect. ’

‘ i gave him a candy bar. poor guy he’s always so hungry and sleepy (mood) ’

‘ OK HANG ON WE were ambushed by zombies and barricaded ourselves and talked but ___ wasn’t there I think!!::!:!: ’

‘ can’t believe you were right about all the side characters dying ’

‘ but like ___. he’s coming for me. ___ you better stop being a twink. ’

‘ like at his elbow protectors i’m cackling ’

‘ HE JUST WANTS TO BE SAFE. ’

‘ no he was a bitch it’s just that i thought it was cause he was tryna save us or smth. ’

‘ I thought ___ was a bitch and bitches get stitches. ’

‘ yeah but i guess like pretty boys. ’

‘ wow haters, they’re just not dedicated enough. ’

‘ everyday more people for fall the trap of waking up at 1AM to talk to fictional cute pretty boys, we’re hopeless. ’ 

‘ ___’s sweet and all but our mom friend vibes will clash too much. ’

‘ gdi ___’s lawful goodness resonates too much with me. ’

[badnametm]

@legatium​ said: ‘ who are you? ’ / hope mikaelson

“that’s not important,” he muttered, head shaking just a touch as his gaze darted away from her. HE’D NEVER REALLY LIKED INTRODUCING HIMSELF, a bad habit left over from growing up with his family. he paused, eyes shutting for a moment as he sucked in a deep, calming breath of air, before slowly allowing the mismatched hues to open once again. “my name is chris.”

[badnametm]

𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  or  subjects  (or  reverse).      tw  for  blood,  death  and  physical  violence  mention.

‘  is  it  complete?  ’

‘  who  are  you?  ’

‘  who  is  this?  ’

‘  why  are  you  bleeding?  ’

‘  what  would  i  do  without  you?  ’

‘  do  you  feel  alright?  ’

‘  what’s  your  name?  ’

‘  why  do  you  hate  me?  ’

‘  do  you  want  something  to  eat?  ’

‘  aren’t  you  supposed  to  be  someone  important?  ’

‘  did  you  read  it  yet?  ’

‘  can  you  help  me?  ’

‘  why  do  you  act  so  weirdly?  ’

‘  what  do  i  do  with  someone  like  you?  ’

‘  you  awake?  ’

‘  can’t  you  tell  left  from  right?  ’

‘  how  dare  you?  ’

‘  can  i  have  a  word?  ’

‘  why  didn’t  you  fight  back?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  interupting  me?  ’

‘  why  are  you  here?  ’

‘  what  happened?  ’

‘  haven’t  you  said  enough?  ’

‘  why  are  you  still  ___?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  shut  up  and  be  quiet?  ’

‘  what  did  you  dream  of?  ’

‘  why  are  you  yelling?  ’

‘  how  could  you  say  that?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  why  did  you  turn  out  this  way?  ’

‘  are  you  talking  to  me?  ’

‘  why  won’t  he  date  me?  ’

‘  why  did  you  hit  him?  ’

‘  why  are  you  crying  yourself  to  sleep?  ’ 

‘  are  you  serious?  ’

‘  who  did  this?  ’

‘  will  i  regret  this?  ’

‘  do  you  promise?  ’

‘  is  that  mine?  ’

‘  am  i  dead?  ’

‘  can  you  stop  moving?  ’

‘  is  he  looking  at  me?  ’

‘  does  it  hurt?  ’

‘  how  did  that  happen?  ’

‘  what’s  the  weather  for  tomorrow?  ’

‘  are  you  in  love  with  me  yet?  ’

‘  is  it  that  important?  ’

‘  want  some?  ’

‘  was  that  an  accident?  ’

‘  what’s  the  deal  with  you?  ’

‘  who  do  you  think  you  are?  ’

‘  can  i  ask  you  something?  ’

‘  why  don’t  you  leave  then?  ’

‘  how  could  you?  ’

‘  is  this  all  you  can  do?  ’

‘  why  is  this  here?  ’

‘  how  did  you  get  in  here?  ’

‘  is  it  freezing  to  you?  ’

‘  what  are  you  making  tdday?  ’

‘  are  you  lost?  ’

‘  has  it  been  that  long?  ’

‘  how  could  you?  ’

[badnametm]

His shoulders lifted in the BRIEFEST of shrugs. “There was a change of plans.”

                           @badnametm​​

         “                        I    thought    you   were    leaving?  ”