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they should’ve been in the club😭😭😭😭

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imagine being fully willing to TURN YOURSELF IN to protect your wife from being arrested for MURDERING A DUDE with whom she also had an AFFAIR and who she STABBED TO DEATH because she suspected him of doing the EXTORTION YOU DID TO HER FRIENDS to keep your FAILING FURNITURE STORE from going INSOLVENT because you need to provide for your GAY WIFE still pining over YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND who is now DEAD because gay wife ATE HER and your DAUGHTER WHO HATES YOU and looks nothing like you and instead like GAY WIFE’S CANNIBALIZED SAPPHIC SITUATIONSHIP but your wife doesn’t EVEN APPRECIATE THE FUCKING GESTURE because she thinks that you were CHEATING THE WHOLE TIME even though you are the ULTIMATE SELF DIAGNOSED MALEWIFE and OBSESSED WITH YOUR GAY WIFE and would never cheat and despite all that you are being OUT WIFE GUY’D by TAISSA FUCKING TURNER who RITUALLY SACRIFICED her son’s DOG in her BASEMENT and is CHEATING ON HER WIFE and somehow still a BETTER WIFE GUY THAN YOU. your name is JEFF SADECKI and your hairline is RECEDING.

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bringing my bullshit to tumblr sorry

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i hope you were charmed by my tendency to fall into long silences

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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when i’m playing the last of us and ellie starts being mean to dina

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Miss World ♡ Hole

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ripley's birthday is january 7 so shout out to my girl

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sex is a sacred act between two women

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that tweet thats like im not allowed to believe in the power of manifestation because i have OCD but best of luck to you all

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IN A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD OF MY LIFE…

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real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

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Im not ever gonna be over the fact that this dude gave up his fucking face during an assassination bc he was fucking flirting. Service worker pussy has me getting life in prison.

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margaret atwood, november

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die girlies reading this 🥰