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mr scratch may i have a jellybean?

[You got the GREEN JELLY BEAN. Tastes like green.]

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Is this you?

when i said "i need more asks in the inbox" i didn't mean this

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((also I just gotta say. the idea that whatever amounts for teenage doc scratch subjecting the crew to something he'd even only partially familiar with for any semblance of something is man. man. man.))

(ooc: absolutely his raps are objectively fucking terrible. the felt all have wills of steel to stay for that)

(at least it was. presumably vaguely comforting for scratch. or at least partially. lmao.)

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'for a while'? crowbar's heard it? could we get an excerpt from some of your work?

It would be rude to pry, wouldn't it? Even ruder would be to be holding some of it behind me.

(Itchy, do put that down.)

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sick raps my dude for shizzle those slams were rockin

I assume that was a compliment.

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That said, you're welcome at the manor any time. I have an eternity's worth of tea, and can only share it with Crowbar so many times before it begins to look suspicious.

(It's really quite embarrassing. I lead a mob of leprechauns, and only half of them care for tea. Are appearances nothing these days?)

TT: I...

TT: I'm back...

TT: It's over. Oh my god, it's over!

TT: I---

TG: Don't even do that again

TG: Please

TG: Oh, Rose...I was so scared for you...

TT: I'm so sorry, Mom. I thought I could help dad, but I just made everything so much worse.

TG: It's going to be okay, Rose.

TG: @badlydrawndoc-scratch Thank you for bringing my daughter back.

TT: I suppose I owe you a great deal of debt. Although I would not enjoy it, I suppose I could help kill you, if that is really what you want.

TG: Nuh uh

TG: No more attempted lord englosj murder

TG: *english

TT: Ah. Never mind then. But still, thank you.

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nice job on the w (the win)! nice to do something nice for a change, eh?

I suppose it's more of a vague contentment with myself.

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(ooc: staring with curiosity)

I can commend you for respecting our agreement, at least.

That said, you are no longer welcome here. More so for forcing me to partake in slam poetry than anything.

Many thanks for your compliance.

Here's the battle: https://www.tumblr.com/badlydrawndoc-scratch/736918911642107904/they-hadnt-before-and-they-wont-when-you?source=share

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Oh. Did I win?

(Kidding, of course. I already knew the answer to that.)

In any case, I suppose I must uphold my end of the deal.

Give the Seer her body back at once.

Here's the battle: https://www.tumblr.com/badlydrawndoc-scratch/736918911642107904/they-hadnt-before-and-they-wont-when-you?source=share

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CAL SWEEP CAL SWEEP CAL SWEEP

Keiji Muppet propaganda

Lil Cal propaganda

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They hadn't before, and they won't when you fall;

you'll see that, to them, it's nothing at all.

I doubt that it's worth it for me to disguise,

that you're no hero in their eyes;

I'm willing to stop, my case I could rest,

if you found some other soul to possess.

HAL: Dude, that doesn't even work rhythmically. Is rap not sacred for y'all anymore?

attention, pathetic first guardian. this is the muse speaking.

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UU: doctor scratch. the medium for our duel cannot be battle as we both predict one another. therefore, we shall instead duel through the means of troll slam poetry, making our arguments and our insults through the means of rhyme, persuasion, and poetics.

UU: the winner of the duel shall decide the loser's fate

(ooc:

@badlydrawndoll

@badlydrawnjohn

@shitty-davesprite-daily

@badlydrawncaliborn

@poorlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndavepeta

(And anyone else---just in case you want to see this!)

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"Cosmetic", perhaps, but the point still remains;

that all you've done is foster disdain.

Among all of the people you claim to protect,

Not one have I seen give you their respect.

So I think we can conclude that by far,

your motives have failed, and your rhymes sub-par.

attention, pathetic first guardian. this is the muse speaking.

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UU: doctor scratch. the medium for our duel cannot be battle as we both predict one another. therefore, we shall instead duel through the means of troll slam poetry, making our arguments and our insults through the means of rhyme, persuasion, and poetics.

UU: the winner of the duel shall decide the loser's fate

(ooc:

@badlydrawndoll

@badlydrawnjohn

@shitty-davesprite-daily

@badlydrawncaliborn

@poorlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndavepeta

(And anyone else---just in case you want to see this!)

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(OOC: I'M FUCKING CACKLING HAHAHAHAAHHAHHA)

Essentially.

attention, pathetic first guardian. this is the muse speaking.

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UU: doctor scratch. the medium for our duel cannot be battle as we both predict one another. therefore, we shall instead duel through the means of troll slam poetry, making our arguments and our insults through the means of rhyme, persuasion, and poetics.

UU: the winner of the duel shall decide the loser's fate

(ooc:

@badlydrawndoll

@badlydrawnjohn

@shitty-davesprite-daily

@badlydrawncaliborn

@poorlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndavepeta

(And anyone else---just in case you want to see this!)

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Facade? Please, don't make me laugh.

I'm all too aware if you had even half

of your supposed "benevolence",

maybe you would've made somewhat of a difference.

You claim to care about mankind, all the while,

you've just found yourself startlingly idle.

attention, pathetic first guardian. this is the muse speaking.

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UU: doctor scratch. the medium for our duel cannot be battle as we both predict one another. therefore, we shall instead duel through the means of troll slam poetry, making our arguments and our insults through the means of rhyme, persuasion, and poetics.

UU: the winner of the duel shall decide the loser's fate

(ooc:

@badlydrawndoll

@badlydrawnjohn

@shitty-davesprite-daily

@badlydrawncaliborn

@poorlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndavepeta

(And anyone else---just in case you want to see this!)

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I'll be the last to deny that I've fallen from grace;

something I've long struggled to face.

I never claimed that I really cared,

something that I realise we've shared.

Though you're someone abhorred by the Lord,

I've chosen to face you by my own accord.

attention, pathetic first guardian. this is the muse speaking.

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UU: doctor scratch. the medium for our duel cannot be battle as we both predict one another. therefore, we shall instead duel through the means of troll slam poetry, making our arguments and our insults through the means of rhyme, persuasion, and poetics.

UU: the winner of the duel shall decide the loser's fate

(ooc:

@badlydrawndoll

@badlydrawnjohn

@shitty-davesprite-daily

@badlydrawncaliborn

@poorlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndavepeta

(And anyone else---just in case you want to see this!)

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(wait we don't? /j /j /j)

(ooc from the mod behind badlydrawndoc-scratch but. crowbar and aranea teaming up to explain leprechaun romance to unsuspecting passerbys. is that anything.)

ooc//yes it is!! I will certainly keep this in mind when Aranea de-tricksters (we do not want to find out what happens when a leprechaun gets tricksterified)

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A deal is a deal, after all. I wouldn't back out from such a thing.

(Without heavy deception, of course.)

I'll give you the first move, Muse.

attention, pathetic first guardian. this is the muse speaking.

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UU: doctor scratch. the medium for our duel cannot be battle as we both predict one another. therefore, we shall instead duel through the means of troll slam poetry, making our arguments and our insults through the means of rhyme, persuasion, and poetics.

UU: the winner of the duel shall decide the loser's fate

(ooc:

@badlydrawndoll

@badlydrawnjohn

@shitty-davesprite-daily

@badlydrawncaliborn

@poorlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndavepeta

(And anyone else---just in case you want to see this!)