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high school teacher-student aus make me weak because: 

meaningful eye contact in the middle of a lesson 

no one would understand why the teacher is blushing after student goes up to their desk for consulation because they don’t realize their hands had been petting their inner thigh 

rushed sex in supply closets 

rushed sex in libraries 

rushed sex literally everywhere 

there’d be so much fucking sexual tension in the classroom and people would have a hard time understanding where its coming from but teacher and student know

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blxckisms:

          ❝—-but someone drank all my hot chocolate!               It had wipped cream and marshmallows on top.               I hope there’s at least cookies where you take me,               otherwise I see myself in the position of                       — doing nothing because I can’t hurt a fly,                           but you see where I’m going.❞

                ❛ do you really think i'm gonna accept that as an                excuse ? like i said — it's christmas. christmas is                 a HAPPY day, so that's what we'll be. if i promise                   to add cookies into the mix, will you cheer up ? ❜

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               ❛ you can't be in a funk ; it's CHRISTMAS.                stop moping and come with me, will you ? ❜

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                  ( triwizardchxmpion liked for a starter. )

               ❛ i'm not throwing you off or anything,                right ? there's just something relaxing                  about watching people fly, but if i'm                causing any distractions, i can leave. ❜

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                  ( bigbcng liked for a starter. )

              ❛ i'm fine, seamus. i'm only hanging                 around out here for a bit of fresh air. ❜

         with a solemn expression, it's surely hard to           believe, but she'll still allow the smallest of          ( smiles ) to curve up her lips in an attempt to                  make her reasoning seem plausible.

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                   ( reinbluetig liked for a starter. )

          s t r e s s has made itself at home in her         expression, a huff of aggravated air passing            through parted lips as her head shakes                   almost in a pleading manner.

              ❛ can't you bully someone else to do                your homework today, malfoy? it's just                     —— i'm too busy. i c a n ' t help. ❜

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                    ( chascrbell liked for a starter. )

                     ❛ i'm so sorry ! ❜

       petite hands shoot out in an effort to keep       the other girl upright after a rather r o u g h            collision —— hannah's fault entirely.

               ❛ i wasn't watching where i was going;               blame that on being c l u m s y. i haven't                 hurt you or anything, have i? i'm sorry ! ❜

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super duper eager to get things going on this blog so here's my first starter call. anyone who wants to interact with hannah should give this post a like so i can get a starter out to them !!

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AU where muse a and muse b are best friends and muse a is inexperienced in love and relationships and sex and they’re interested in someone who is very experienced and they want to make a good impression on the other so they ask muse b to help them and teach some things like teach how to kiss and all that but with time it progresses and muse b starts to teach muse a about more intimate things and there isn’t a lot of awkwardness until they realize maybe they like each other and muse a starts asking for help just to get it going with muse b instead of wanting to impress the other random person and (✿◠‿◠)

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i haven't done my pages.

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