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Does anyone from the Warrior Cats Fandom want to travel back in time and join a monastery in England around ~1000 CE? The vikings might be an issue but we could make Warrior Cats the new Voynich Manuscript

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Look at my cat

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If you have $12,000 you can buy this and send it to someone you don't like and they will be stuck with fun clown ride for all eternity

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beautiful women named scam likely keeping call my phone

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put a shirt on that beast!

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Jeffery Dahmer was one of the worst serial killers because he partook in can of bull jism

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In my defense, they both start with s, they are both squishy and we own a lot of both of them

my husband just accidentally called the scrub daddy a squishmallow

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events are probably my second favorite thing to set in motion

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is this your first time getting prepositioned online?

no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online

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My wife when on vacation: the water here tastes funny

Me: sometimes water in places is different

Her:I think it tastes funny. I want bottled water

Me: your palate is weak and stale. You need to expand it. I have drank from all 10 oceans. No water can harm me

Her: there are only 5 oceans

Me: there used to be 10. I drank half of them

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Me talking to wife

Me: hello titty lady

Her: hello big dick man

:))

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bdsm night is canceled bc my husband ate too much beef and threw up :-(

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For smiting evildoers

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I didn't understand love until just now when WY wife and I carted simultaneously ❤️

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I didn't understand love until just now when WY wife and I carted simultaneously ❤️

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#guess who has 4 thumbs and 2 tacos?

my husband has declared we are having a “white people taco night”