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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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time to bring the Truman housing caps back:

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz is threatening that if his sexual misconduct gets revealed, he’ll call out all the other pervert Republicans in Congress.

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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got my wrapped

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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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always feel like a bot whenever i use the 😍 emoji like what am i hot sugar daddy looking for baby 👆🏼🫦 dm for pussy 😍😈🔥???

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how is aubrey plaza just ALWYAS gorgeous. i can’t do this

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I hope Chappell Roan keeps making horny songs about lesbian sex. If the straights can have filthy sex songs so can sapphics.

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Am I allowed to look at her like that

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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores