when you find a snake and you pick it up bc you love snakes vs when it turns out to be your hoe ass brother trying to stab u
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He’s so vain
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A Scandal
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man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
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I feel this is still relevant
I wonder if Taylor (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2010©) will ever try to sue Mark and Matthias over the Bad Blood (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2010©) parody.
This post is only a half joke as well, I’m kind of surprised she hasn’t.
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Been There
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i don’t trust anyone who likes lena dunham or amy schumer
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my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…
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what is the coolest rock you have?
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
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