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At Backyard 'Mons we've taken care of hundreds, maybe even thousands of pokemon throughout the Unova metro with the goal of being reintroduced into the wild healthy again. However, there are a few pokemon we have that wouldn't be able to survive in the wild for various reasons. Fortunately for them, we're able to provide them with a great life here!
Moon, the male zorua kit, has a genetic mutation that prevents him from being able to create illusions! He was found in a friend's yard as a newborn abandoned by his mother who took all the other kits into the woods with her. We couldn't find anything wrong with Moon until we did a blood panel and found out he had this rare mutation!
Avalanche, the female absol, was one of the many victims of when Team Plasma froze Unova. She was running across Route 10 trying to warn the people, but the shock of the weather change caused many things to collapse, including the cliff edge she was jumping across. She survived with major wounds and ended up needing to get her leg amputated. Now she's elderly and lives a comfortable life here!
Hero, the female emolga, was part of a litter born in a dangerous area. My plan was to release all the babies and their mother once they were weaned, but Hero was different. She was nearly constantly suffering from electric fever and couldn't keep up with her littermates. When I took her to the pokemon center, I found out that her electric sacs were underdeveloped! Now that I know how to care for her, she lives a largely fever-free life.
Ladle, the female pelipper, was found as a wingull in Undella Town. A beachgoer noticed that she'd only hop rather than fly and got concerned about her, so he took her to a pokemon center. It was there the doctors found out her wings were stunted and small - not a rare deformity in birds. This beachgoer was a friend of mine so they knew where to go! Ladle wasn't meant to evolve in my care, but she's an absolute glutton. I looked away for 5 seconds and she got into the candy stash!
Beau, the male turtwig, was the first pokemon we ever took in! He's a captive-bred turtwig with gigantism, bone problems, and a slight head tilt. Unfortunately, "giant" turtwig are not rare to breed, and what would normally be a very rare disease is not uncommon in captive-bred turtwig. This is because, despite being dangerous to evolve, many people want giant torterra for their cool looks. Beau has severe health issues and we put a lot of work into making him thrive, but there are so many others like him who aren't thriving.
Malachite, the male aron, was found by my friend in a cave. He was being bullied by other aron, and when the trainer scared them off, he was startled to find out he had paralyzed hindlimbs. He was rushed to a pokemon center where they found out he'd been paralyzed for a while, having been seemingly caught in a rockfall. However, he'd be able to thrive in captivity...and that's where I step in! Malachite is one of our most difficult pokemon to care for due to his expensive diet and voracious appetite.
Pango, the female sandslash, was found being a "terror" and digging really close to human settlements. She didn't have the same fear for humans other sandslash did and definitely acted like she was once owned by a trainer - however, she didn't seem to fully understand her surroundings either. It took many tries to catch her, but someone eventually did and took her to the pokemon center, where they found out she had diabetes that caused her to go blind. There was no way she could've survived this long without trainer intervention, but she was dumped. There is a happy ending to this tragedy, however, as she's living an amazing life here!
#pkmn irl#irl pokemon#unreality#pokemon sanctuary#sanctuary tag#moon tag#avalanche tag#hero tag#ladle tag#beau tag#malachite tag#pango tag#long post
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Aron has a highly kissable forehead
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He approaches....
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Aw, I love this!!!
Picrew chain
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All the people out there with bad lungs rise up! But not too quickly...
(Also been dealing with an arm strain for a couple months, it technically counts as chronic pain? But I know it will get better so I'm not counting it)
Might fuck around and make a poll for the neurological/mental disabilities side too bc i don't think that'll fit here
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//afraid to interact with other Rotomblr blogs because I’m inexperienced and I’m not sure if people would be alright with that
//rb if you’re okay with inexperienced roleplayers/Rotomblr users interacting with your blog
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it would be so awesome
it would be so cool
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Hibernating Tortoise
Ko-fi / Instagram
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The urge to eat crystallized bismuth grows every single fucking day, shit looks scrumptious
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pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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Greetings fellow Connie.
~Connie @lovenpeace-pkmn
Oh my arc hello!! Always nice to met a fellow Connie!
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why is malachite so gnarp gnarp
Wha??? Can someone tell me what gnarp gnarp means?
#i'm only 27 yet i feel old. what is this young people language#pkmn irl#irl pokemon#unreality#malachite tag
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Fun fact about aron: Their pupils are very sensitive to light! Likely if you see an aron out in the daylight their pupils just look like slits, but if you see them in the dark? Well....I'll let Malachite show you!
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My coworkers and I did a few introductions between wire for Ladle and Moon, and we decided it'd finally be a good time for them to actually meet! We think that having Moon befriend other pokemon will help him overcome his shyness. However, Ladle certainly leaves an....interesting first impression!
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I’ve got a question: what’s the perfect set up for a swablu? I recently got one and he’s a feisty fella. He’s also my first bird mon so I’m a bit out of my depth here
Wow, a feisty swablu? You don't see that everyday, haha!
In general, there are a few things to note with swablu: They are birds, they are very dedicated to keeping their spaces clean, and they like water. While swablu is one of the smaller birds out there, it'd still need at least a room or a porch when it comes to enclosure size. Swablu would probably prefer an indoor cage over an outdoor one simply because indoor cages are easier to keep clean.
Generally the cage should be set up in a way you'd expect for any other bird! Swablu like to perch, fly around and play. Any bird toy that doesn't make too much of a mess or have a mirror would work for a swablu. Also, remember to get an inkay bone so it can trim its claws and beak as well as get some extra calcium!
One key component of a swablu cage though is running water. Swablu absolutely love water and they'd get very stressed if they don't have a water source nearby! Definitely get something along the lines of a pond with a cycling filter or a water fountain. Temperature isn't too much of a worry since they're very adaptable to their climate.
Your swablu will likely have very particular choices in spots where it eats, and uses the bathroom. This will make cleaning up very easy for you! In general, swablu are a very good beginner bird...though, it seems this one might give you a bit more trouble than most!
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