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Canonical facts that made me question the mental process that Aziraphale’s mind did in exactly 5 seconds from “I don’t think my side would like it” to “I will grab your hand!!!!!!Fast as fuck boiiiiii”

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this was a historical moment in television

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I know I've talked about this before, but I love the idea of the doctor and the master regenerating together in mysterious circumstances, and having the audience be kept in the dark about which one's which for an episode or three

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Is THIS what Homer meant by “wine-dark sea”??? I always thought that was a result of language not having developed a word for “blue” or “green” yet. How long ago did the oceans turn from red to blue??

"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

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I just read this fic that was essentially just magnificent smut but the author comes out with this line?

what the fuck?

tears in my EYES girl what

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Ok this one's the best

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Leave your church.

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that’s a whole man.

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Barsboldia drawn in the style of 18th century cattle paintings

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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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trying to describe poirot to my friend at trivia night: "if youve seen a detective who looks like this, thats him"

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Shoutout to the lady I saw last Halloween wearing the Cheeseburger in Paradise costume. You're an icon.