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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again

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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

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The seven deadly sins: wrath, envy, greed, lust, gluttony, pride, and publishing a pixel-art retro game with no option to set the full-screen scaling factor to an integer multiple of the canvas size.

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I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

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why aren't u on testosterone answer quick

im stuck in the maze

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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