i'm ollie i'm a gay furry online • 19 • he • 🔞
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Are you into ddlg you seem like you would be but ur so weird I’m gonna cry
Diving
Dance (Merengue, Salsa, Bachata, Samba)
Luxury
Golden coins
I am into all of these things
And perhaps even more
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“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
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had beef jerky for the first time recently and it was ok
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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shoutouts chicken teriyaki
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there is something truly awful in this letter
i'll be like hey can i get a copy of these documents qnd they're like of course!!!! mailed it to u right away! no need to thank me!!!!! and then they don't send me anything. they don't even send .e anything
#head in my hands.#updating these tags because i dont want anyone to worry: it's not an actual problem it's just like FUCCKKKK I FUMBLED SO HARD
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THEY SENT ME IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll be like hey can i get a copy of these documents qnd they're like of course!!!! mailed it to u right away! no need to thank me!!!!! and then they don't send me anything. they don't even send .e anything
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the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life
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a truck just drove by and splashed me with ice water
wow it's snowing really hard today
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i do it to myself but opening tumblr in public and immediately seeing a man's entire ass and balls is too much i have never had it be the first damn post on my dash before
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everyone i know hates blood work but i love when they put needles in me
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