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when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music
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hey. you're doing great :) I think that blorbo of yours should be shot in an alleyway with no one around, terrified and alone, and forced to struggle back to their home base trailing blood along the concrete behind them, and collapse in a shocked caretaker's arms, though. that's just my opinion. keep thrivin :)
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breathing deeply using your gut, do this to manually activate your parasympathetic nervous system and force your body to calm down. the longer you do it, the better it works.
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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we're on twenty-four hour "wreck of the edmund fitzgerald" lockdown this month i'm so serious. do any of you know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
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