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No, but what does the consequences really do? While considering who you’re punishing, you’re kid sister Baby Wallaby, don’t you think cruel and unusual punishment would just make me want to rebel even more? Out of Spite? Maybe? Not saying that I would because you are my sister and I love you- I’d never do such a thing. It is possible, but I’m telling you, that you don’t have to worry because I’m a good kid with good grades and an alright attitude, which you should keep in mind when I reveal that I just might be dating-- and I just might be dating Daniel Jones... who is nothing like Tom describes him, just in case you catch... wind of his.. opinion...

Hey, I never said any punishments I gave out would not be just that. Besides, punishments aren’t meant to be something enjoyable, why not make them cruel and unusual while I’m at it? I do love you, but that doesn’t mean your angel and a half self is incapable of stepping out of line, Baby. - Don’t get me wrong, you’ve never given me reason to believe you’re going to cause me trouble, but that doesn’t mean it’s not possible. Kind of late? — Woah, hold on now. What exactly did I miss while I was away, missy?

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I’ll board the boat with you on that one-- have you seen the freshmen this year around? I feel like a good chunk of these kids skipped a grade or several even. As the years go on, more and more babies are getting smarter and smarter-- wouldn't that be a good thing, hm? Eh-- who’s going to listen to me? Unless I’m a cool hip teacher or a superhero, I doubt anyone will listen to much I have to say. I, for one, could listen to you all day. There’s a reason why I never tried to scare you away like I did with all the others. It’s not even the fact that you two had been together for-- jesus, four years? That’s it? It feels like it’s been longer, haha- but anyway, I was always a fan of your guy’s relationship, always will be. And I will-- I definitely will.... then we could look through wedding magazines.

Two wrongs don’t make a right unless you’re in maths class, baby. And you know heaps, age does not dictate how much you know. Unless you’re something like three. But nowadays, I fear that some three year olds are smarter than the the lot of us. Look at you, you could be a motivational speaker for the younger generations. Talk to everyone about spending their time however they want to, you’d inspire me! Watch yourself, you can give me free reign on being kind. It is a dangerous, dangerous thing. Hah—.. yeah. Mm. Christ, it’s just weird thinking about it, yeah? I mean—.. It’s been four years so it’s in the cards, I s’pose. And I know I want to—.. One day—.. Baby, It’s been four years. I mean—.. Is it bad I’m waiting for it? I mean—.. He’s not and I just—.. You know what? Nevermind. You do that, come around.

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You’re really confident in your looks, aren't you? You know what- I think you’re wrong there. Just entertain the thought of me actually pouring this on you-- you might get yourself a new girlfriend that would equally recognize and appreciate your body as much as you do? Unless you’ve got one already ---- You’re kind of an odd guy, Milo Donovan... like really odd. Baby Wallaby. 

For the sake of the ovaries of everyone in this room, I think that we better not. No human in their right mind could contain themselves if they saw droplets of liquid streaming down my chest. Abercrombie and Grinch? Hah, that may have been the best fucking insult ever chucked my way. Points for originality. Stranger? How rude of me, I didn’t even introduce myself. Milo Donovan. 

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Orange juice is the farthest thing from enjoyable -- besides, how would we get anything else without water? We’ve got nothing without water. There’ll be wars and eventually we’ll all kick rocks.

Do you ever wonder what would happen if water was not usable anymore? Thinking about it from an ecological point of view, we are well on our way to finish our water sources. What then? What would we even drink on a daily basis to maintain the healthiest we can be? Would we even survive? If we can find an alternative, I hope it would be something enjoyable like orange juice.

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That is just cruel and unusual punishment. Like completely unfair-- but fine. It's not like I'm ever going to really ride your nerves. I love you and you love me, all annoying and weird quirks included-- our bickering is healthy sister activity.... if it's dating you're trying to keep me from, I don't think that would be the way to go. And you're kind of late, Thee. I was mostly joking because I figured you would see right past that, but-- come on. So I had a few friends in and out, no biggie. Everything is still in tact. All our books and spice jars are still in order and I kept everyone out of the rooms. It was like I was a perfect angel and a half. Please agree with me when I say that I definitely passed the test of whether or not I'm responsible enough to stay in the apartment on my own while you tour.

Only if you ever really got on my nerves and I felt like showing you just how much of a pain in the ass I thought you were being. — What can I say? I strive to keep people alert and on their toes. Would hate it to have people knowing what my next move was going to be. At least I know how to keep you in a spot where I don’t have to worry about you and guys. I’ll just send you over to their house for a day and you’ll be too grossed out to even think about dating. — A perfect angel and a half? — You do remember who you’re talking to, right? - I think I’ve gotten into enough mischief than to know better than believe that. 

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Neither is picking on "little girls" for no apparent reason, but what do I know? I'm a seventeen-year-old kid. Haha-- see? It's just in my veins and all that. And you know what? To be really honest, even though this just might make me sound like a really horrible person, yeah-- I do want to spend my moments like that. Maybe I could be doing something better, but in the moment, it feels right. Good or Bad, right or wrong-- I'm a growing human being. I can't just plan everything out and constantly remind myself to be the bigger person. I want to make mistakes -- save all the wiser mumbo-jumbo for later. But you go right on ahead with those compliments, Eve, because I will not complain one bit, hah. I hardly think it counts as stealing, this is simply sharing -- I mean, when you two take that step, I'm going to want sister-in-law dates. Weekly sister-in-law dates! Consider this my promise to come around more often, then!

Violence is never justified, remember that. Nobody wins when punches are thrown. Or slaps. Sometimes slaps, because sometimes they can be justified, I think at least. Your inner Thee? God forbid. That girl is a firecracker. A’right, you go through your young and rebellious years where you’re standing up for yourself and all that but just remember that there are so many minutes in a day and do you really want to spend them like that? It literally warms your heart? Awh! Then I’ll shower you with compliments more often, yeah? He does, but he isn’t the fondest of the idea I’m sure. He can hardly deal with Parker stealing my time let alone his own sister! Good. You don’t come around to my place half enough as you should.

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You could be right, I'm betting you're wrong, but hows about we find out? I'll splash this whole cup on you and you tell me how much the tea burns with that honor --- well my mistake, Abercrombie and Grinch. I wasn't exactly analyzing every inch of your well sculpted body to see all of that. I'm sorry that all I perceived was a tall jerky stranger. You know what? You should thank the big guy for being so gracious to you while I stand and admire your greatness.

Your tea should be honoured to even touch the holy ground that is my body. Nobody asked, but out of the charity of my heart I decided to bless you. My tree trunk legs? My legs are glorious columns that hold up my beautiful, curvaceous ass. Good try at insulting me though. Do I know how to wear a shirt? Oh, I had to practice. You see, my chisled abs didn’t agree with being hidden. But through years of immense training in the mountains of Japan, I finally managed to control them to stay underneath the fabric.

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What does he usually go on about? It's the same thing, over and over again. Where are you going? Why isn't Daniel picking you up? Ohhh, how nice of your boyfriend to let you walk the night alone to the cafe - even though I told him a hundred times that it was my choice - be careful this, be careful that. He has a reputation -- And when I defended us and stumped him, he brought out a whole line of what-ifs that I don't even have the breath to spend on. I thought he was going to bring out a diagram. I do not know -- I'm surprised people aren't booing him off the stage. No offense, but-- yeah? Well, nice to see you waiting for me, Danny. See? Tom doesn't know what he's talking about. You're a good egg.

Tom was lecturing you again? What about now, he just doesn’t shut up does he? Who the fuck told him he could sing at this thing, seriously, he needed to be stopped or tripped before he went up — yup, catching the end of a good old Tommy-boy lecture would have made it better than that piece of shit. Nice to see you made it though, baby. 

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I'm about two seconds from dumping my tea on you because for one -- no body asked for your insult laced observations. And please don't give me another smart ass remark because I honestly just cannot, will not endure a second one. And to be honest, the only tree trunks around here are your own -- all golly and smug like the green giant. You sure about that? Do you know how to wear a shirt?

Jokes? I wasn’t joking. I was merely observing. Like a scientist. Call me a scientist who specialises in pointing out the obvious that people tend to neglect or not particularly like. It’s quite a field. I am merely observing your tree trunk thighs and cabbage-patch-kid-like face and drawing conclusions. My shirt isn’t—.. A’right, you do realise that just because a tag is on the outside doesn’t mean that a shirt is fucking inside out, right? I just need to tuck the damn tag in—..

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YIKES ! I guess Tom's endless lectures actually came in handy this time around, making me all late for the hundredth time, but thankfully sparing me round two with Freddie Kruger's take on Somebody To Love. He was here last week-- I'm sorry you had to endure that, babe. Should have picked me up like we originally planned.

—Did anyone see the asshole belting Queen at the top of their lungs just a few minutes ago? I’m beginning to think that preserving my ears is going to be null very soon, with the fucking talent that’s going on around here I won’t even be able to keep down my coffee. 

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Ohh actually, now that I'm thinking about it, my A in Cullson's English class plummeted to a very low C -- like I'm barely passing! Actually, we were let out early today, remember? Teacher conferences or something-- I never really listen to those school voicemails. I kind of just leave the newsletters and stuff up to my beloved siblings while I kick twelfth grade butt -- academically, of course. Wha-- that's not even fair! He was an assho-- he was a complete jerk. I'm not going to be quiet when I'm being talked down to. Besides, Daniel says that I should stand up for myself more.

You better be getting awesome grades, what are you doing skipping out on school anyways? That’s not good, I know you’re an extremely smart girl, but  don’t think that should be an excuse to insult him either. 

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Chloë Moretz attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards red carpet at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, CA | February 22th, 2015

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happy 18th birthday chloe grace moretz! ♡ february 10th, 1997 ♡

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' that a challenge? '

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'ain't no fooling me bby'

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eveleigh-willows:

‘AHEM WHO IS THAT BOY’

' EHSCUZE? WHAT BOY? '

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' WHO'S FIRST AID? '

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‘ANYBODY KNOW FIRST AID?’