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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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nacho would roll up to the most tense, dangerous situations imaginable with the cuntiest facial expression ever performed and his arms crossed and he'd stand there visibly trying to explode people with his mind and roll his eyes hard enough to cast a breeze, and his bosses didn't bat an eye. meanwhile jesse couldnt step thru a doorway without getting his shit physically and mentally rocked into absolute oblivion

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godot from ace attorney is unfuckable! what the fuck do you think this is? x-men? tron?? take the visor off idiot you’re scaring the hoes

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the first time i played ace attorney i was so hyped and confident like oh i’m gonna nail this so good i love murder mysteries and then when the first trial started and the first ever question was ‘what is the name of the defendant’ i laughed out like like lol this is even easier than i though. a child’s play. i got this. what a pathetic question. but because english isn’t my first language and i’m still unfamiliar with many words, i assumed defendant=person who defends and with 100% confidence i selected ‘phoenix wright’ as an answer and everyone was like. phoenix you fucking dumbass loser you’re a disappointment to the legal system you shit for brains. and my self confidence has never recovered since

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i want to cry 

summer vacation started for me finally and all i know is get into my old fandoms and fuckign fall in love with my favorite characters all over again 

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my hc is that ayame met charli xcx and he was the inspo for gay being unable to drive

he also inspired lady gaga

ayame: i cant do this, i’m a bottom

driving instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means i’m just trying to teach you how to parallel park.

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yuki sohma, first encounter: I’m really a nice person! And kind and anything else you want me to be! Please don’t hate me please…

yuki sohma, like 90 chapters of character growth later:

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Hades, walking into the room: someone stole my antidepressants

Hades: whoever you are-

Hades: I hope you're fucking happy

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STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

Sal: i’m watching the sports

Sal:

Sal: the sports did good

Larry: did the ball go?

Sal: fuck, dude, it sure did.

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reblogging this for the memories

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

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he kinda vibing doe

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every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

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my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

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OH MY GOD

DID I READ THAT RIGHT?! DID I?

FRUITS BASKET IS GETTING A REBOOT AND ITS GONNA COVER THE ENTIRE STORY OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bitch how am i supposed to sen u anonymous questions if u dont have anon options on >:0

I DIDNT NOTICE