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People up in the Jegulus tag saying it came out of nowhere and proves the fandom is toxic just make me wanna write about them more fr 🙏

'Not everyone is gay 😡' yeah they are, I infected them with gayness and now they can't escape

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Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE

Barty, from across the room: BITCH

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the black brothers gossip. 100%. and when they do james and remus just watch in awe, because the conversation goes from english to rapid-fire frenglish and they aren’t even sure sirius and regulus are breathing, and the brothers get so loud the whole common room watches them like a tense quidditch match because they think they’re arguing, when in reality, they’re shittalking about dumbass gilderoy lockheart

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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Aren't plushies beautiful? They were created so a sick child had something to hold. They were created so an adult living alone might have a friend to keep them company. They were created for a teenager to clutch to her chest as she cries. They were created to accompany a college student to his geology classes. They were created not for any material benefit, they don't change tires, but to be loved.

They were created for the purpose of love.

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grover clocked percy i fear

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the POTENTIAL that luna had like. she saw her mom die all these things have happened to her. seriously let her carry on the rosier tradition and blow shit up with a scary glint in her eye like her mama <3

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just realized i never posted these harry doodles from twitter!! little harry and his froggy raincoat <3

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No wonder Moonwater work so well as friends. Regulus is the type of person to call you a piece of shit, and Remus will elaborate on exactly why you're a piece of shit.

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REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—

SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?

JAMES: of detention?

REGULUS: of Sirius?

REMUS: …of depression.

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we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

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Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE

Barty, from across the room: BITCH

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using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me

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Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

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[James and Regulus making out]

Sirius, walking in: Hey Prongs— Wh—

Sirius, yelling: Get your hands off my brother you fuck!

James: [raises hands]

Sirius: Now, what the the actual hell is—

Regulus: [also raises hands]

Sirius: Why the fuck are YOUR hands up, Reg

Regulus: I—

Regulus: I didn’t know which brother you meant

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JUST FOUND THIS HEADCANNON !

regulus: “you have your-”

harry: “my mother’s eyes, i know”

regulus: “your father’s grin.”

SOBBING