babysquidqueenofhell
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Call me Micheal or Squid - Slytherin - NZ - he/himWelcome to my brains dumping ground.
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On james’ and regulus’ wedding day, Barty and Evan giving James polaroids throughout the day of reg in little lingerie and outfits doing a boudoir photoshoot and James just going feral.
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on
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had to restrain myself in english lit class today, this guy was talking abt how he'd read super long books, and i had to restrain myself from saying "ive read gay fanfics longer than the bible that if u printed on paper would stack higher than the eiffle tower, u cant compete with me"
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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Hc: Regulus and Remus always joke about leaving their boyfriends for each other and every single time James and Sirius genuinely lose their shit
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James and Remus coming home from work opening the door and finding Sirius and Regulus rolling around on the floor, yelling at each other in french with a trail of absolute chaos behind them. James and Remus just glance at each other and sigh, then turn right back around and shut the door behind them.
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Regulus who was terrified of his boyfriend's son not liking him
Regulus who has never once thought he should be a parent after his own childhood
Regulus who meets harry for the first time and is shaking so bad out of anxiety
Regulus who immediately gets claimed by this mini James with big puppy eyes
Regulus who for the first time feels like maybe he can be something good
James who is crying watching his two favorite people bond
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I love the idea of Reg being a secret pottymouth
Like most ppl think he’s this proper, kind of stuck up guy raised in the House of Black who are too sophisticated to swear
But really whenever he’s alone, or with a few certain people, he swears like a trucker
So one day he’s in the potions room working on smth extracurricular, and James comes in cuz he has to make up a lesson
Reg happens to have just spilled smth, and James walks in to hear “shit, fuck, merlin’s motherfucking arse! This fucking jar…”
James just stands there for a moment, flabbergasted, before he bursts out laughing
Reg whips around and turns red, and ofc he threatens James and all that, but James is, for once, not the least bit threatened cuz Regulus looks way too cute when he’s blushing
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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when remus was five years old, he was told that, for the rest of his life, the world would view him as a monster. he felt something break inside him in that moment, a crack in his soul. he never thought he'd feel whole again - that was, until he came to be 16 years old. he and sirius were lying in his bed and the boy was staring at remus intently. when remus had asked what was wrong, sirius had said 'has anyone you're gorgeous?' dumbfounded, remus only replied with a short 'no'. sirius had laughed and bought up a hand to cradle the side of remus's face. 'well, that's a bloody crime.' he had said, eyes sparkling with adoration. sirius had brought remus to the point where he was lost for words. so, not knowing what to say, he'd kissed him. it had been warm. it had been safe. and, most importantly, it had felt like home. once he'd pulled away, sirius rested his head on remus's chest. 'i love you, moons.' he'd whispered. there. that moment. something clicked, like a puzzle peice into place. that was when remus finally felt whole again. he buried his face into the boy's hair. 'i love you, too.' he whispered back.
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almost immediately after regulus and james move in together, regulus starts hiding toys for cats all over the house. then it's cat food. then it's a cat tree. then it's a little bed. one day, he comes home with a kitten and doesn't say a word to james. then he brings home another, and another until they have three cats roaming around the house, using their names and everything. he notices james bringing home cat food one day and decides he's going to ask why james has never brought up the fact that three random cats just showed up in their house and james just looks at him and says, 'i thought they just always lived here??'
that's when regulus learns, james thought they bought a house that just came with cats.
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Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty.
They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else.
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I took my first steps in the natural history museum and that’s just a very Remus Lupin thing for me to do
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