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All those child-free adults who complain about parents only talking about their kids are literally exactly the same about their dogs. All they talk about is their dogs. They have a license plate that says PAWRENT or DOG MOM or something. Someone in the room could be talking about major world happenings and these people will be like okay but look at my dog bubbywussikins he's such a good boyo wook at hwim 🥺 and you'll look and he's a cute dog but god forbid you mention something about your toddler niece because they'll be like ugh crotch goblins 🙄🙄 and you have to just sit there and stare at their dog wearing a diaper and not hit them with a shovel

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last line challenge

i was tagged by @wayhavenots (thank you and sorry this took me so long 😘) and i finally have something to share that i actually plan to post.

this is pretty different to what ive done before but it's hopefully gonna be ready in the next week or so.

If nothing else, he can perhaps be a mystery for someone to solve in twenty years' time.

i'm not tagging anyone because i'm weeks late, but feel free to tag me in anything anyone has going at the moment!

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Presented a panel on fallout creatures at a con today and used my biology degree to validate and criticize design choices in equal measure

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Daisy Jones & The Six (2023) 1.09: Track 9: Feels Like the First Time

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i ask because growing up i always thought i had a normal amount of cousins but now everyone always tells me i have a lot so i wanna see whats average

also i included that last option because its probably what fits best for me personally but for reference i think the amount of cousins i have is somewhere in the early 20s

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Kisses

Showing affections.

goodnight kisses

hand kisses

smiling while kissing

lips barely touching

morning kisses

slow kisses

passionate kisses

kisses on the cheek

first kisses

goodbye kisses

welcome home kisses

kisses on the corner of their mouth

frustrated kisses

kissing each other breathless

soothing kisses

nose kisses

kisses as a promise

short pecks

forehead kisses

French kisses

tearful kisses

kisses on head

calming kisses

“we’ll face this together” kisses

kisses in the rain

life-or-death kisses

kisses for a cover

hard kisses

giggling while kissing

desperate kisses

neck kisses

“stay strong” kisses

hushed conversation in-between kisses

eyelid kisses

gentle stroking of cheeks while kissing

small kisses

kissing it better

fake kisses

jaw kisses

wake-up kisses

thigh kisses

kissing away tears

“we’ll get through this” kisses

public kisses

relieved kisses

kisses for comfort

tummy kisses

kisses to shut them up

slowly kissing down the body

“we’ll see each other again” kisses

kissing each finger

quick kisses

reassuring kisses

sleepy kisses

feather-light kisses

angry kisses

kisses with trembling lips

“forever mine” kisses

secret kisses

kisses with their last dying breath

Hugs|Hand-holding|Touching

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To Tired Writers. To the people out there whose hearts very, very much want to write and work on WIPs, but who are just mentally and physically exhausted right now. It’s okay. It is okay to rest sometimes. Allow yourself time to rest. 

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I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay for writing to be a HOBBY that you do because you enjoy, and that you don’t want to do when you’re not enjoying it. No one’s up in the business of knitters telling them they have to be willing to SUFFER and SWEAT or they’ll NEVER FINISH THAT SWEATER and they can’t expect good things to come to them. I don’t know why our current culture around writing is so intense, but I’m here to support your casual, relaxing writing habit. If people can glue pompoms together or knit a scarf or watch hours of streaming shows with their spare time there’s absolutely no reason writers can’t waste time writing just for pleasure, without any expectation that they’re going to Achieve something Amazing and Important or make a bunch of money or whatever.

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hi, i'm kat! thought it was maybe time that i did one of these.

she/her

21+

aussie (AEST time zone)

i mostly reblog stuff that i'm into at any given time. a little IF, a little video game stuff, a little TV show stuff. just, basically whatever i feel like at the time. sometimes i just complain about things 🙃

sometimes i write; here is my masterlist (writing, ask lists, prompt lists and art i've commissioned) and here is my AO3!

i frequently post 18+ content, underage please DNI. if you'd rather not see explicit content, please block #nsft and #nsfw.

asks are always open, and mutuals, feel free to DM me for my discord #

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Inappropriate human hand gesture (James taught him this.)

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Full credit for this idea goes to @raindropsyndrome 

I felt that their tmnt comic applied very well to our bird boi and froggy boi

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I'm sure some of these have been done already, but I found the website people use to make these and couldn't stop myself

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u havent read book three yet??!

i sure have not!! ngl i started yesterday but didn't even make it past the demo stuff before i lost Motivation

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People who caught it put in the tags what year it was and how bad it was and if you had any side effects

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So you guys are gonna hate me... but you see this?

Now picture Commanding Agent Adam du Mortain