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two transfems who swear up and down they're not into each other, they're just in the threesome for me, but once they feel their girlcocks touch in my pussy or over my face, they forget all about me and just frot <3 if anything, i'm a fleshlight they share <3

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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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If all I did today was stay alive would that be enough?

What about tomorrow and the day after

What if I made someone laugh.

What if I failed my classes?

What if I tried something new.

I feel lost.

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Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.

Ink: Waterman Inspired Blue

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Casually fingering a trans guy who’s sprawled across my lap with one hand as I focus on the book I’m reading. Vaguely acknowledging his whines and the way he’s desperately trying to hump my thigh but never quite finding the right angle. His poor little dick needs some attention but that’ll have to wait for later. I need to at least get to the next chapter, and when this one finishes on a cliff hanger, well I’m sure he’ll be a good boy and wait a little longer.

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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

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had to explain to a good friend that her hormonal regimen does NOT actually "chemically castrate" her. even tho her doctors said it would because state law demands they do so. it's fear-mongering and ass-covering and misleading and we all know laws surrounding medical care for trans people suck.

so let's break this down logically:

it only takes a handful of live sperm to impregnate someone. using round numbers for the sake of simplicity, let's say the average ejaculation has 100,000,000 live sperm (according to webMD the actual range is 200-300 million) and let's also pretend spiro reduces your fertility by 99%, which is like.... completely ridiculous, best case scenario for hormonal birth control taken extremely consistently.

1% of 100,000,000 is 100,000. so you'd still have 100,000 live sperm per ejaculation. so you'd still be fertile.

let's break this down sociologically:

if spiro worked as easily reversible birth control it'd be free in those mint bowls at good restaurants

long story short:

please use actual birth control methods if you're having mixed genital intercourse and dont want a baby! xoxo

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morning wood is the wooooorst. can i grab your hips while we're both half-asleep, pump you full, and immediately fall back asleep with my dick still inside you?

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Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!

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If she whispered "I know baby, I know" as she grips my waist and thrusts into my cunt, hitting my spot over and over as her lips kiss my ear and mark my neck, It would heal something so primal in me I would end up crying and smiling with joy like a mad woman

MEN DNI

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an unstoppable force (sub who is whining and writhing and shaking and crying because they can hardly handle any more) vs an immovable object (dom gently cooing i know i know i know in their ear while they refuse to let up)

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I am of the mind that friends can platonically fuck each other like feral animals in platonic love as, like, a fun afternoon hangout thing sometimes

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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

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please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please