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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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Best RPF Ship - Round 3 Match 7

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daniel molloy 📼

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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

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we don’t even have canon destiel this time

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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

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A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day

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iwtv season 7: modern day louis and lestat get legally gay married and then divorce by the season finale

iwtv season 8: lestat finds out louis never officially filed the papers to finalize the divorce despite being the one to start the process. he finds this very sexy and they get back together. season finale lestat finalizes the divorce

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i am not the bigger person. die immediately

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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

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the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

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i can turn anything in to metaphorical sex in my mind.. beware i have a literature critics heart

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i just took the last painkiller from the bottle my mom used to try and kill herself today to help with the crying headache she gave me, which sounds very sylvia plath poetry stanza of me

to be vulnerable though, i don't really know where else to put this, it would feel weird on any other social media site and it's been odd to talk about even to my closest friend since they know her, everyone knows my mom. knows how funny and kind she is. but you guys don't know her at all, which is kind of nice since it means i don't have to sugarcoat anything.

she got too drunk and we got into a fight. she said she wanted to go away forever and we'd all have a happy life without her i asked her if she was going to just drop dead. She said that because i said that, she was now. and put a handful of extra strength tylenol in her mouth while i begged her to spit them out and called my brother to do the same since she wasn't listening to me, and then I called 911.

if she would've died today the last thing i would've heard from her is 'this is because of you, and what you said to me'

and now i don't really know how i'm supposed to be normal after that, y'know? when your mom hates you so much she'd die just to spite you.