babybird

[babybird]

A comic about dreamers

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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

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It’s about devotion and obsession. It’s ALWAYS about devotion and obsession. And hunger. It’s love with teeth.

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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can’t think of any of my faves that don’t eat pussy bc they wouldn’t be my fave if they didn’t eat pussy

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having fun with deathgenerator.com

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whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

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despite everything you have to try and be niceys. i think

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Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community

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one thing about me is I will always enjoy a special and miserable little man