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professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment*
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my back hurts from carrying around my great taste in music all day
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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is 3 fingers too much
not at all! most people have 10 :)
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me: lmao i wonder what’ll happen if i light this thing on fire
me: *lights the thing on fire*
*the thing is on fire*
me: incredible
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Girls will do all your drugs and drink all your liquor and then just fuckin sit there and not talk
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