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it’s such a tragedy that the word ‘womanizer’ is used to describe abusers. it should be used to describe wonderful butches who teach young “cis” “men” the error of their ways .
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why would i do anything
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Gay boy entering your vicinity. What you gonna do?
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this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes
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this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes
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almost thought that said 'fucked by nintendo' (the name of said parody)
They should make a porn parody of the mario movie. Funded by nintendo
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Why am I, as a man, not allowed to wear a dress and still identify as a man?
Bait used to be believable
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they call it estrus because the estrussyyy..........
they call it ‘estrus’ because it’s what transfem preygirls enter when they start taking estradiol.
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Guard: “You know what? I quit. Everyone in the northern city is a worthless drunk and I’m the only one doing all their work!”
Sorcerer: “You know what man? Good for you.” (ooc) I hand him my business card-
DM: Your 15th century business card?
Sorcerer, Yeah, I give him my Ye Olde Business Card and tell him, “You go down to the southern city and tell them [Sorcerer] sent you. They have ye olde health insurance.”
Guard: “They even have dental?”
Sorcerer: “They even have ye olde dental.”
(Ye Olde [object] proceeded to become a running joke in almost every future session thus far.)
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the coin lands on its side, what do you do?
Reminded me of your blog a little bit. Would you use this?
Source: https://mstdn.social/@zippersonalready/113449329391357044
Definitely yes. Sometimes you just have to flip a coin
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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
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