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i want to nut inside of him so bad but im a girl
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[Toon x Mobster] Genre/Art Style Swap? Sorry it took so long so make.
[Full pic underneath:]
Here's an old version:
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A porn parody of that one norse mythology story where Loki gambles his own head in a bet with a bunch of dwarves and loses, and when the dwarves are about to cut his head off to claim their prize, Loki reminds them that he bet his head, not his neck, so even if his head is their property that they can use as they please, they can't unattach it from his body.
And instead of sewing his mouth shut, the dwarves... Nay, I shan't say it. But yes, the whole gang.
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I am so hype for the I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl animatic pilot @kianamaiart is in the process of making right now. Something just clicked in my brain where I had to make an elaborate piece of fanart with these amazing character designs the second I saw them, so I took the opportunity to sit down and finally learn Clip Studio Paint properly. Logo was made by kianamaiart and julietran.jpg on instagram. I just cropped out the solid background color for this fan poster to give it some extra flair. Kiana, you're a phenomenal artist and person and I can't wait to see what you've got in store with this project. I hope you like this as much as I enjoyed making it. :)
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in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)
this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs
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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.
So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"
But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:
And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)
Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.
And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize
They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy
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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome
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hey girl what if i give you a lobotomy on your request so you forget your dead not-ex. hey girl what if i make out with you to make sure you haven't broken the geas i placed on you. hey girl what if i am the last person left to call you by your house name and you the last to call me by mine. hey girl what if you are the first person i tell of everything that happens to me, and what if you listen regardless of the unholy hour. hey girl what if i touch your face, briefly, gently, more familiarly than anyone ever has in memory. hey girl what if i defend your honour to god himself. hey girl what if you stay awake for six days straight and i carry you to my room and tuck you into my bed with the sword you refuse to part with and keep watch over you all the while, and what if i call you a new nickname for the first time to bid you to go back to sleep. hey girl what if i take off your unwieldy, hateful, alien arm at the shoulder and grow you a new one entirely yours, and what if in your joy over this boon i realize for the first time how you too can look lovely and alive and lit from within. what then. what then
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