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do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

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I saw 0 wake me up when September end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed

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eleanor: *shows no interest towards tahani’s sister and seems genuinely interested in tahani herself unlike every person tahani has met in her entire life*

tahani:

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Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

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Do you ever get in weird moods where everything feels mixed up and you’re sitting there trying to figure out what’s wrong, bc same

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in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

 men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

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big mood

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when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

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Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

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Lazy days.

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i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

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boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best